last 2 minutes of the florida game this year

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ericberry4heisman

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if you could choose how the final two minutes go at the swamp this year. how would they go? score and everything, the big plays and all of it. just your dream 2 minutes. heres mine.

2 minutes left
florida 28
tennessee 24 1st and 10 for florida at their own 25

1st down - two yard rush TO UT
2nd down - five yard rush by tebow TO UT
3rd down 1:50 left - tebow rushes, hit by chris walker, fumble, berry picks it up and runs in for TD

1:32 left
tennessee 31
florida 28


then skip ahead and florida is at the UT 40 with 25 seconds to go, tebow rolls out gets DRILLED by rico mccoy when he throws and berry picks off the pass and the FEW ut fans that are in the swamp storm the field in gainsville in front of tebow, meyer and all of them.

(tebow leaves field crying)
 
#2
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This is interesting, but according to my very technical computer simulation last night (ie XBOX 360 NCAA2009) UT will win 55 to 0. Crompton will have no INT's and 3 TD's.
 
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#3
hokuspocus said:
This is interesting, but according to my very technical computer simulation last night (ie XBOX 360 NCAA2009) UT will win 55 to 0. Crompton will have no INT's and 3 TD's.
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My football modeling has rendered similar results.
 
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#7
2:00
TN 28
FL31
We drive down the field, and Bryce Brown runs in from 10yards out for the TD.
The comentators are already saying how this is a big win for the vols win or lose.
The big orange nation doesn't believe in moral victories though.

1:00
TN 35
FL 31
Florida must score a TD, a field goal is not an option.
The gators drive down the field just like everyone thought.
There is 10 seconds left, the Gators on the 1 yard line, Tebow takes it up the gut and gets stuffed!
1 second left, it's all on the line.
The whole country knows where the ball is going.
Tebow takes the ball.
Dan Williams bust through the line to sack him!!!

Final
TN 35
FL 31

The whole team sprints over to the vol section where the CBS camras show me flipping off the FL fans as they leave. Tebow makes the same speech as the year before, but this time he won't get the chance to make up for it.

This dream most likely won't happen, but what do you have in life if you don't have dreams. GBO!!!
 
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#9
not sure but I can guess I'll be polishing off the last beer in the fridge and looking for the wife to go buy me more. I will probably mutter something about "we'll get em next year" and drift off to sleep.
 
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#10
bigorange114 said:
2:00
TN 28
FL31
We drive down the field, and Bryce Brown runs in from 10yards out for the TD.
The comentators are already saying how this is a big win for the vols win or lose.
The big orange nation doesn't believe in moral victories though.

1:00
TN 35
FL 31
Florida must score a TD, a field goal is not an option.
The gators drive down the field just like everyone thought.
There is 10 seconds left, the Gators on the 1 yard line, Tebow takes it up the gut and gets stuffed!
1 second left, it's all on the line.
The whole country knows where the ball is going.
Tebow takes the ball.
Dan Williams bust through the line to sack him!!!

Final
TN 35
FL 31

The whole team sprints over to the vol section where the CBS camras show me flipping off the FL fans as they leave. Tebow makes the same speech as the year before, but this time he won't get the chance to make up for it.

This dream most likely won't happen, but what do you have in life if you don't have dreams. GBO!!!
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i love this one!
gah that would be great, i would never ever forget it!
 
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utvolpj said:
not sure but I can guess I'll be polishing off the last beer in the fridge and looking for the wife to go buy me more. I will probably mutter something about "we'll get em next year" and drift off to sleep.
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:eek:lol::eek:lol: Sad but that will be me too:angry:

But at least this year next year looks good or something like that! :good!:
 
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utvolpj said:
not sure but I can guess I'll be polishing off the last beer in the fridge and looking for the wife to go buy me more. I will probably mutter something about "we'll get em next year" and drift off to sleep.
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Unfortunately, this is the most realistic scenario...
 
#13
#13
2:00 minutes left. We're up 29-0 with all three timeouts left. Kiffin uses all three and recovers 2 onside kicks and we score 3 touchdowns. We win 50-0.

Urban decries the lack of sportsmanship and Teabags whines for a week about how hard he is going to work the rest of the season.

...since we are dreaming here.
 
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#14
yeah well let us 'dream' and F being realistic, we can be realistic on the 19th of september when we realistically upset florida
 
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#16
Guys...if we somehow pull out a win in Gainesville this year it will easily be the most satisfying thing that has happened to me in my life as a sports fan...

That being said...I really fell like the final two minutes are going to end very much like the UF/UGA game did this year...with us trying our best to just get out and Meyer rubbing it in as much as he can....

I honestly believe it's going to be one of the most embarassing games we as Vol fans ever have and hopefully ever will have to endure
 
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#17
I don't know what'll happen on the field, but I'm certain Tebow will remind us all, on TV, that a lot of good will come from it, that we'll never see a player in this country playing as hard as he will, we'll never see a player push his teammates as much as he will, we'll never see a team playing as hard as UF will, we'll never see a better circumciser, that we'll never see such Christian greatness, and finally we'll never see such a humble prophet. God Bless and nail it to the outhouse.
 
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#18
Better question: Would you take 55-0 win over Florida and 3-8 record? Or 9-3 record with 0-55 loss to Florida?
 
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#19
Florida 28
Tenn 24

Florida just scored with 1:45 left in the 4th. Tennessee needs something spectacular to happen. Kickoff goes deep........Crowd gathers their momentum cheer and ball is fielded by Oku. He runs up to meet the blockers in the wedge...." Whats this the UT Fans call out a trick play on Special Teams???" (Eddie Gran to thank) its a reverse to Nukesse who sprints down the opposite sideline and gets knocked out of bounds around the 30 yard line of Florida. Crowd goes silent except for all the Faithful Vols fans who are clinging to their chairs and praying for a win.....

On comes Crompton and the offense....
1st play Counter trap handoff to Hardesty....5 yards....Clock still rolling 1:22....1:21
2nd play Slant to Gerald Jones....He makes a good move on the linebacker and cuts toward the sideline........And he gets out of bounds stopping the clock with 1:09.
3rd and inches. Call comes in...Tennessee lines up in a wing back set with Hardesty and Brice Brown in the backfield......Warren in motion.......Warren cracks down on the outside linebacker who is at the line of scrimmage....Hardesty leads the way for Brown.....He gets all the way down to the 5 yard line......50 secons and counting.......Tennessee takes their time getting to the line...35 seconds.....
1st play play action pass.......Crompton rolls out and throws it away into the stands....
2nd down toss sweep trying to hit the outside with Brown...Knocked down at the 3.
3rd and goal.......Fake run....Crompton hits em with the Jump pass to Stocker in the endzone! With :08 seconds left. The announcers all go crazy because we got em with the "Ol Tim Tebow" Jump Pass!!!!!
In the background the Tennessee fans go wild and Ed O gets his wish and runs across the field and spears albert the gator. Then Crompton gets to lead Rocky Top in the Swamp!
Tebow and the rest of the offense say a prayer. Promise to do better and the
Next Day in Knoxville the Entire Pahokee Recruiting base send Verbals to play for the Vols
As well as every other top player in the nation. What a great day that would be!
Go Vols!
 
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#21
2:00 Florida 28 TN - 20 TN
Nuke just returned a punt for 25 yards to start us with great field position on FL 40yd line.

1:45 Bryce Brown catches a screen left after and all out blitz by Spikes and Dunlap crushing Crompdaddy right as he releases the pass. BB scampers down the left sideline juking Ahmad Black out of his shoes and getting pushed out of bounds on the FL 10. Cromp daddy is slow to get up but he brushes aside the pain and gets ready for the next play.

1:30 We have a roll out right to try and get Warren open in the corner of the end zone, Crompton makes a good read and throws it away.

2-Goal - Hardesty bulls up the middle trucking Spikes for a hard earned 5 yards.

3rd Goal on the 5 1:10 and ticking...Crompton Hits Bryce Brown in the flat and he leaps over Jelani Jenkins as he is flying out of bounds and the tip of the football catches the pylon for a BIG ORANGE TOUCHDOWN!!!

1:00 left Kiffin elects to go for two as he only has one time out left.

Vols come to the line with a one back set (BB) Warren and Hanconck split out wide left and Nuke in the slot on the right.

As the play snaps the line shifts as if a run to the right is coming, Crompton drop backs and fakes the pitch out to the right to BB.
Both Warren and and Hancock cross the field, drawing the attention of the secondary...while this is happening Nuke crosses back left across all the traffic and is left wide open in the back left corner of the Gator endzone and safely secures the catch for a two point conversion!

Score UF -28 VOLS - 28

The gator Crowd is stunned that they could possibly see overtime against the hated Vols at the hand of a great play call by Kiff and a catch by there evil nemisis Nuke...there is a strange buzz of negative energy in the swamp, jort wearing rednecks curse the bottle of bourbon in there hand and pull on there Tebow boxers praying he will enduce a miracle from the sky.

Florida takes the kickoff to the 35 yard line with 50 seconds left...the crowd starts to swell with confidence that the might Gators will pull off the last second field goal.
after 2 straight 12 yard conversions the Gators lie on the Tennessee 38 yard line with no time outs left with only 10 seconds left on the clock...Faced with a decision to kick to the ball from here or try and get an additional 5-10 yards Urban puts Tebow back on the field.

With no timeouts Florida is forced to throw for the yardage, Tebow rolls left and bullets a pass toward the sideline, out of nowhere Eric Berry darts in front of Riley Cooper who is being tightly covered by Janzen Jackson and intercepts the ball! He streaks down the sideline to the horror of the Gator fans...only Tebow and the Speedster Jeffery Demps have the angle to catch him...at the fifteen yard line he cuts left inbetween Tebow and Demps and as Tebow leaps for his legs he leaps over him and falls inches into the endzone as the clock expires!

Score Tennessee 34 Florida 28!

All the Jort wearing fans stand in awe as Kiffin gets lifted on the shoulders of Josh Mcniel and Vlad Richard and the players waltz over to the Pride of the Southland band blaring ROCKY TOP in the endzone where Berry is being piled on by the whole team!

The sky is only lit by a big orange moon hanging over the swamp. As the entire team sings rocky top all through the NIGHT! GO VOLS!!!
 
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#23
2:00 to go...

Brantley throws his 3 TD pass of the day...leaving him 1 shy of Tebow's four and 1 ahead of James' 2 punt return TD's...to make the score 70-10...

1:15 to go...

Crompton fumbles trying to take a knee...after three failed pass attempts into the end zone UF kicks a FG to make it 73-10...

0:45 to go...

Meyer calls his remaining 3 TO's to rub the game in once and for all

50 yard line after the game...

Orgeron punches Meyer square in the face...breaking every major bone and leaving a 1 inch indention where Meyer's nose once was
 
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utvolpj said:
not sure but I can guess I'll be polishing off the last beer in the fridge and looking for the wife to go buy me more. I will probably mutter something about "we'll get em next year" and drift off to sleep.
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:lolabove: :eek:lol:

Sad thing is, that is probably the truth.
 
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