Kiffin or Chizik? Bammers weigh in....

[UT4EVER]

Delve into the mind of a Bammer..... With a day on the edge (Thigpen/Oku), I thought I would share this humorous topic I discovered. There are some pretty good points made here.....

Enjoy!

I predict that both of these guys will be gone before CNS retires from UA.

With the way AU is melting down, I wouldn't be surprised to see them oust Cheezit before Kiffin moves on from UT.

Chizik= dead man walking

Kiffen will get more time on the clock I think (they will be able to recruit a lot better than the barn)... He'll definitely leave but not before the "Chizik fiasco" completely unravels.

Good question! I wish I had a good answer..

The bar will most certainly be set lower for cheeswit so I'll guess he'll outlast the Daddy's boy

Kiffin will last longer IMO.. Cheese-o-stick doesn't have a prayer. Kiffin in my view is making some great hires that will make him somewhat successful. I know a lot of you think they will butt heads, I really don't see that happening, at least not in the first season. Also, I think the fan base in TNRC will be a little more patient than at the cow college. Here is to hoping both of them are utterly unsuccessful and we beat the crap out of them for the next 20 years

I agree with Gray. I think Cheezy will outlast Kiffin because as soon as Kiffin has any sort of successful season (9 or 10 win season) he may put his name out there to return to the NFL.

The Barn made a despiration hire. They shot off their foot when they took actions that paved the way for Tuberville to bail. The gun still has bullets, their hand is shaky, and the other foot is wondering into the crosshairs. Cheesecake is gone after one year. Pat Dye graciously agrees to take over the reins as interim coach for a couple of years to "right the ship"

I agree. The Aubie fans I know are not going to wait long at all. Chizook must win out of the gate....and 6-6 or 7-5 will not be good enough to quiet the lynch mob.

 

[govols87]

:sick:

 

[OptimusPrimerib]

The barn? Cow college? is that auburn? never heardthose before

 

[VolinConcord]

Reading bammer posts always make me feel ill. It makes me laugh when bammers try to be clever.

 

[UT4EVER]

The barn? Cow college? is that auburn? never heard of those before

Yes

English = Auburn University
Bammer translation = The Barn, Barner, Awbarn

English = University of Tennessee
Bammer tanslation = UcheaT, Viles

 

[VolSwaff]

The barn? Cow college? is that auburn? never heard of those before

I hope you're being sarcastic.

Yes, they are full of frivolity. "Cheese-o-stick" is almost more humor than a message board can stand.

 

[SavageOrangeJug]

The barn? Cow college? is that auburn? never heard of those before

Never heard them before? Where have you been, man?

Bammers have always called Auburn "the barn".

Bear Bryant is the one who hung the other moniker on Auburn. In an interview the Bear referred to Auburn as "that cow college down the road".

 

[Volhawk]

The barn? Cow college? is that auburn? never heard of those before

In 1972, Bear Bryant said "I'd rather beat that cow college once than beat Texas 10 times," just days before the Alabama-Auburn game.

 

[VolSwaff]

In 1972, Bear Bryant said "I'd rather beat that cow college once than beat Texas 10 times," just days before the Alabama-Auburn game.

The Auburn crowd responded yelling "Punt, Bama, Punt!!!"

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[All Vol 14]

It will be funny when Satan is the first of the three to go (for more money).

 

[TennTom]

The barn? Cow college? is that auburn? never heard of those before

Huh? Isn't the internet an amazing thing?

 

[UT4EVER]

Cheezit, Cheeswit, Cheese-o-stick, Cheezy, Cheesecake, Chizook...... ost-4-1090547912:ost-4-1090547912:

 

[orangeblooded2]

This is from the same people that are still pi**ed that Forrest Gump didn't win the Heisman.

 

[toxicdonut]

Cheezit, Cheeswit, Cheese-o-stick, Cheezy, Cheesecake, Chizook...... ost-4-1090547912:ost-4-1090547912:

cheese-o-stick is my favorite ost-4-1090547912:

 

[VOLinFL_]

Is viles supposed to be a play on Knoxville?

 

[orangepeel]

Is viles supposed to be a play on Knoxville?

No, it's a play on the word Vols.Vile means morally despicable,dishonest...etc.

 

[VOLinFL_]

I knew what vile means, but I just didn't expect Bama fans to actually know it as well. You'd think they could come up with a hate name better than that though, sounds like something from Harry Potter.
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[UT4EVER]

I knew what vile means, but I just didn't expect Bama fans to actually know it as well. You'd think they could come up with a hate name better than that though, sounds like something from Harry Potter.
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This is what they have reverted to since Phil is now gone.... No more Phil, big orange pumpkin, etc...

BTW, Welcome! :hi:

 

[OptimusPrimerib]

Yes the internet is incredible. I've just been fortunate enough not to hear much from Bama fans.

 

[LittleDTO]

This is from the same people that are still pi**ed that Forrest Gump didn't win the Heisman.

Forrest Gump was so stupid that the crowd had to hold up signs to get him to stop running after he scored a TD but AMAZINGLY he was kept academically eligible by Alabama. Then all of a sudden he is rich with Apple Stock. I think the NCAA needs to investigate.

 

[doozer]

UcheaT is college football irony at it's finest.

 

[UT4EVER]

UcheaT is college football irony at it's finest.

One of my fav's

Yeah, he should fit right in at UcheaT. Reminds me of their former HC complaining about a Bama "booster" (alledgedly) outbidding his COACHES for a recruit out of Memphis.

 

[bigtime]

How bout UcaughT us

 

[rmsmith]

i'm just surprised that bammers can go to a website. with their screens covered in whiteout ya know

 

[texas_vol]

the mind of a bammer is a scary scary place