Kiffin off to hot start

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Lane Kiffin is off to a hot start at 3 and 0 with two hard fought moral victories. Tennessee's "new age" run-out-the-clock offense gave the Gators fits all day and eventually was able to get the ball into the endzone. That fantastic effort, along with their impressive performance against a middle-tier Pac-10 team has landed the Vols at the top of the new AP moral perfomance poll. The Vols were just able to edge out Notre Dame, who was forced to settle for the actual victory against Michigan St., for the top spot. Lane Kiffin commented about how Tennessee showed its toughness in Gainesville and star safety Eric Berry said that the Vols proved to the nation what Tennessee football is all about.
Meanwhile in Gainesville, Coach Urban Meyer was forced to give an explanation for the Gator's lackluster "scoreboard" victory over the Vols. Meyer was caught in an obvious lie when he mentioned that a number of key Florida players were sick with the Flu. Despite reports of Flu outbreaks on the UF campus and at other programs across the country, its unlikely that the UF players would be susceptible to the disease or that it would affect their performance. Meyer also attempted to blame his team's performance on what he referred to as "conservative" playcalling by Tennessee. In response to this accusation, Kiffin remarked that if he was ever unhappy with his teams performance, he would just say they had the flu. But at 3-0 with two moral victories, what does Kiffin have to be unhappy about?
 
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kcusslov said:
Lane Kiffin is off to a hot start at 3 and 0 with two hard fought moral victories. Tennessee's "new age" run-out-the-clock offense gave the Gators fits all day and eventually was able to get the ball into the endzone. That fantastic effort, along with their impressive performance against a middle-tier Pac-10 team has landed the Vols at the top of the new AP moral perfomance poll. The Vols were just able to edge out Notre Dame, who was forced to settle for the actual victory against Michigan St., for the top spot. Lane Kiffin commented about how Tennessee showed its toughness in Gainesville and star safety Eric Berry said that the Vols proved to the nation what Tennessee football is all about.
Meanwhile in Gainesville, Coach Urban Meyer was forced to give an explanation for the Gator's lackluster "scoreboard" victory over the Vols. Meyer was caught in an obvious lie when he mentioned that a number of key Florida players were sick with the Flu. Despite reports of Flu outbreaks on the UF campus and at other programs across the country, its unlikely that the UF players would be susceptible to the disease or that it would affect their performance. Meyer also attempted to blame his team's performance on what he referred to as "conservative" playcalling by Tennessee. In response to this accusation, Kiffin remarked that if he was ever unhappy with his teams performance, he would just say they had the flu. But at 3-0 with two moral victories, what does Kiffin have to be unhappy about?
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In this thread: Trolling moron whose inability to use paragraphs to make his post even moderately legible (aside of the lack of a fundamental grasp of the English language) causes posters to question his parentage.

More at 11: Why Florida fans give a damn about a 1-2 football team nearly a week after the game.
 
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it took you 5 days to come up with that? You UF trolls are terrible
 
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Thanks for letting us all know Kiffin is still under your skin, even in defeat.
 
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kcusslov said:
Lane Kiffin is off to a hot start at 3 and 0 with two hard fought moral victories. Tennessee's "new age" run-out-the-clock offense gave the Gators fits all day and eventually was able to get the ball into the endzone. That fantastic effort, along with their impressive performance against a middle-tier Pac-10 team has landed the Vols at the top of the new AP moral perfomance poll. The Vols were just able to edge out Notre Dame, who was forced to settle for the actual victory against Michigan St., for the top spot. Lane Kiffin commented about how Tennessee showed its toughness in Gainesville and star safety Eric Berry said that the Vols proved to the nation what Tennessee football is all about.
Meanwhile in Gainesville, Coach Urban Meyer was forced to give an explanation for the Gator's lackluster "scoreboard" victory over the Vols. Meyer was caught in an obvious lie when he mentioned that a number of key Florida players were sick with the Flu. Despite reports of Flu outbreaks on the UF campus and at other programs across the country, its unlikely that the UF players would be susceptible to the disease or that it would affect their performance. Meyer also attempted to blame his team's performance on what he referred to as "conservative" playcalling by Tennessee. In response to this accusation, Kiffin remarked that if he was ever unhappy with his teams performance, he would just say they had the flu. But at 3-0 with two moral victories, what does Kiffin have to be unhappy about?
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Too bad you're only about 5 days too late with the "moral victory" joke. What next, are you going to tell the joke about the man in the Army and Marine who go into the bathroom where one guy says he learned to wash his hands while the other guy says he learned not to pee on his? insert CBS laugh track
 
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kcusslov said:
Lane Kiffin is off to a hot start at 3 and 0 with two hard fought moral victories. Tennessee's "new age" run-out-the-clock offense gave the Gators fits all day and eventually was able to get the ball into the endzone. That fantastic effort, along with their impressive performance against a middle-tier Pac-10 team has landed the Vols at the top of the new AP moral perfomance poll. The Vols were just able to edge out Notre Dame, who was forced to settle for the actual victory against Michigan St., for the top spot. Lane Kiffin commented about how Tennessee showed its toughness in Gainesville and star safety Eric Berry said that the Vols proved to the nation what Tennessee football is all about.
Meanwhile in Gainesville, Coach Urban Meyer was forced to give an explanation for the Gator's lackluster "scoreboard" victory over the Vols. Meyer was caught in an obvious lie when he mentioned that a number of key Florida players were sick with the Flu. Despite reports of Flu outbreaks on the UF campus and at other programs across the country, its unlikely that the UF players would be susceptible to the disease or that it would affect their performance. Meyer also attempted to blame his team's performance on what he referred to as "conservative" playcalling by Tennessee. In response to this accusation, Kiffin remarked that if he was ever unhappy with his teams performance, he would just say they had the flu. But at 3-0 with two moral victories, what does Kiffin have to be unhappy about?
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As they say.... you can't spell flu without an FU :rock:
 
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I seriously underestimated what a win over the Vols would feel like to the gators. But they are making dang sure we know.
 
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so we play ohio this week.

and i guess florida plays us again? or what? im confused.
 
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Funny that we seem to have moved on to Ohio and you trolls and still obsesed with last week..... shows which direction both programs are headed
 
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I thought the sports media was busy trying to figure out why no one is attending Jacksonville Jaguar games in that area. Blackout!!!!!!

Must be some great football fans in the armpit.
 
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