Just realized it's my fault.....

[texas_vol]

The gators give me ED too.
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[BigPapaVol]

To quote Lewis Grizzard: "Dang brother, don't believe I would have shared that"

Great joke.
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[motown vol 09]

Mystery solved! I knew there was a reason the season went into the tank last year. That looks like a nice footbal, I would try to remove the sigs (if possible). If you cannot do that, then you need to kick,throw or fumble the ball into the river.

i would try alcohol or adheasive remover on the sigs. but after the power i saw that ball have last season, those things will prolly never come off and you will not be able to burn it. it might be like the Chucky doll. no matter what u do it will always find you.

 

[motown vol 09]

I visited my daughter in florida, she had a tebow jersey. she naged me to death to try it on to see if it fit. I gave in, tried it on for just a second, and now i got erectile dysfunction going on two years. What a dummy i was.

:shakehead:
sir. im very dissappoint

 

[Tampavolz]

I have to apologize to the whole VolNation (myself included as an alum). I just realized that I have the 'autographed football of death' which must be first cousins with the 'SI cover curse'. Last year I went to the O & W game for the first time since I graduated in '97 and bought an autograph football to collect signatures. No joke, here's who's on it: Coach Fulmer, Arian Foster, Jonathan Crompton, Daniel Lincoln, and for good measure, EJ Abrams-Ward (who I saw wondering around). I will take the blame for our season last year and place it squarely on my shoulders. Lucky for us all, I will not be there this year. And thank goodness last year the line for EB was too long! k:

Nothing a little chicken blood rubbed into the ball, incense burning for one hour, and deep meditation for same hour won't cleanse away. Call me the witch doctor!