Just realized it's my fault.....

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jeblevins

jeblevins

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I have to apologize to the whole VolNation (myself included as an alum). I just realized that I have the 'autographed football of death' which must be first cousins with the 'SI cover curse'. Last year I went to the O & W game for the first time since I graduated in '97 and bought an autograph football to collect signatures. No joke, here's who's on it: Coach Fulmer, Arian Foster, Jonathan Crompton, Daniel Lincoln, and for good measure, EJ Abrams-Ward (who I saw wondering around). I will take the blame for our season last year and place it squarely on my shoulders. Lucky for us all, I will not be there this year. And thank goodness last year the line for EB was too long! :eek:k:
 
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jeblevins said:
I have to apologize to the whole VolNation (myself included as an alum). I just realized that I have the 'autographed football of death' which must be first cousins with the 'SI cover curse'. Last year I went to the O & W game for the first time since I graduated in '97 and bought an autograph football to collect signatures. No joke, here's who's on it: Coach Fulmer, Arian Foster, Jonathan Crompton, Daniel Lincoln, and for good measure, EJ Abrams-Ward (who I saw wondering around). I will take the blame for our season last year and place it squarely on my shoulders. Lucky for us all, I will not be there this year. And thank goodness last year the line for EB was too long! :eek:k:
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just think how much that football will be worth someday.:mf_surrender:
 
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Don't worry, I've gone to only two spring games; 98 & 01. I'll be there on the 18th; I hope the streak continues.
 
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As long as you don't have a ball autographed by Erik Ainge and Chris Hannon, you should be cool.
 
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jeblevins said:
I have to apologize to the whole VolNation (myself included as an alum). I just realized that I have the 'autographed football of death' which must be first cousins with the 'SI cover curse'. Last year I went to the O & W game for the first time since I graduated in '97 and bought an autograph football to collect signatures. No joke, here's who's on it: Coach Fulmer, Arian Foster, Jonathan Crompton, Daniel Lincoln, and for good measure, EJ Abrams-Ward (who I saw wondering around). I will take the blame for our season last year and place it squarely on my shoulders. Lucky for us all, I will not be there this year. And thank goodness last year the line for EB was too long! :eek:k:
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:nono:
 
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I feel I'm responsible too...I have an autographed Arian Foster jersey. Anytime I've ever wore it, Tennessee has lost, whether it be in Football or Hoops.


I'm so ashamed.
 
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UNAVol89 said:
I feel I'm responsible too...I have an autographed Arian Foster jersey. Anytime I've ever wore it, Tennessee has lost, whether it be in Football or Hoops.


I'm so ashamed.
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PLEASE never wear it to a football game again, ever!!!!:eek:hmy:
 
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onevolfan said:
PLEASE never wear it to a football game again, ever!!!!:eek:hmy:
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As long as I don't look at or touch it at any time during the season, we'll be okay. The only time UT won when I was wearing it was the UT/Bama game in 06, but that was before I got the autographs.
 
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jeblevins said:
I have to apologize to the whole VolNation (myself included as an alum). I just realized that I have the 'autographed football of death' which must be first cousins with the 'SI cover curse'. Last year I went to the O & W game for the first time since I graduated in '97 and bought an autograph football to collect signatures. No joke, here's who's on it: Coach Fulmer, Arian Foster, Jonathan Crompton, Daniel Lincoln, and for good measure, EJ Abrams-Ward (who I saw wondering around). I will take the blame for our season last year and place it squarely on my shoulders. Lucky for us all, I will not be there this year. And thank goodness last year the line for EB was too long! :eek:k:
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Go get some Gators and Bammers to sign it this year.
 
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jeblevins said:
I have to apologize to the whole VolNation (myself included as an alum). I just realized that I have the 'autographed football of death' which must be first cousins with the 'SI cover curse'. Last year I went to the O & W game for the first time since I graduated in '97 and bought an autograph football to collect signatures. No joke, here's who's on it: Coach Fulmer, Arian Foster, Jonathan Crompton, Daniel Lincoln, and for good measure, EJ Abrams-Ward (who I saw wondering around). I will take the blame for our season last year and place it squarely on my shoulders. Lucky for us all, I will not be there this year. And thank goodness last year the line for EB was too long! :eek:k:
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Mystery solved! I knew there was a reason the season went into the tank last year. That looks like a nice footbal, I would try to remove the sigs (if possible). If you cannot do that, then you need to kick,throw or fumble the ball into the river.
 
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VolinConcord said:
Mystery solved! I knew there was a reason the season went into the tank last year. That looks like a nice footbal, I would try to remove the sigs (if possible). If you cannot do that, then you need to kick,throw or fumble the ball into the river.
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fumble would be most appropriate!
 
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This has been good. We have gotten resolution as to why we sucked last year. I am glad that we got this all cleared up before the season gets going.
 
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I visited my daughter in florida, she had a tebow jersey. she naged me to death to try it on to see if it fit. I gave in, tried it on for just a second, and now i got erectile dysfunction going on two years. What a dummy i was.
 
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slovog said:
I visited my daughter in florida, she had a tebow jersey. she naged me to death to try it on to see if it fit. I gave in, tried it on for just a second, and now i got erectile dysfunction going on two years. What a dummy i was.
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To quote Lewis Grizzard: "Dang brother, don't believe I would have shared that"
 
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