Johan Santana to Mets...

[volfanbill]

I saw video of Lima singing the national anthem at some game a couple of years ago, but his wife was standing right next to him, and I was too mesmerized by her fantastic chest to have any recollection at all about the quality of his voice. His wife must have pipes like a cathedral, though.

for everyone's enjoyment. And for the record, there's no way this woman is only a 2....

 

[BigPapaVol]

for everyone's enjoyment. And for the record, there's no way this woman is only a 2....

but there is an enormous likelihood that she's a total nutjob.

I'd really like Windy's opinion about whether she's hot before I make up my mind.

 

[Heebs]

most women would probably say not hot.

 

[BigPapaVol]

most women would probably say not hot.

and I can't think of a good reason to give a rat's arse.

 

[volfanbill]

but there is an enormous likelihood that she's a total nutjob.

I'd really like Windy's opinion about whether she's hot before I make up my mind.

The real problem would be whether she has herpes or not.

 

[Heebs]

Just taking a wild guess as to what her answer will be

 

[BigPapaVol]

The real problem would be whether she has herpes or not.

????? flew right on by me. I feel a bit like "he who shall remain nameless".

 

[volfanbill]

????? flew right on by me. I feel a bit like "he who shall remain nameless".

Jose Lima has genital herpes. He was even sued by some lady in the Dominican Republic for giving it to her.

 

[BigPapaVol]

Jose Lima has genital herpes. He was even sued by some lady in the Dominican Republic for giving it to her.

should have guessed it. I'm not surprised in the least.

 

[volfanbill]

should have guessed it. I'm not surprised in the least.

but... Window shopping doesn't cost anything and it's always fun to look.

 

[BigPapaVol]

but... Window shopping doesn't cost anything and it's always fun to look.

she might have herself a little live in butler love to help soothe the rack

 

[corona1898]

hubba- hubba

 

[JTrainDavis]

Good move in theory for the Metropolitans, but that kind of money tied into someone who can be done with one pop of the elbow is scary

 

[ukvols]

Mets fan here, and, yes, that is a scary thought.

 

[Lynam]

Viva La Mets!