S&W. No way the SEC allows that.
If you're talking about the moonshine outlet, that stuff is watered down multi-flavored mule pi** that has no business being called moonshine. Only the 151 is actually moonshine. I get better stuff in Anderson County every time we head up that way.
Yeehaw? Good Lord.
How about Waffle House? Always a good fight to be found there.
Or Walmart? Looks like an SEC defense, but falls apart first time you wash it in hot water.
Or Fanta...Orange Crush.
Won't be long before the stadium announcers will be saying "That 37 yard touchdown pass was sponsored by First Tennessee Bank, Weigel's, and FarmersOnly.com. When you need to score, it's an internet date; a $7 hot dog and coke; and a secure debit card transaction with UT's preferred business partners."