It's 27's birthday.

[ego]

On this day, 53 years ago, our favorite dumpster baby was brought into this world. After 7 years of being mistakenly dressed up like a little girl, his balls dropped and the world was stunned. He's not the smartest, prettiest, or friendliest woman around, but we accept him because he won't leave.

Happy birthday, 27.

 

[volsforever27]

Thanks ego. I'm glad your mom's abortion didn't take.

I may not be the smartest, but I am the prettiest.

 

[DD4ME]

Man love is beautiful in it's own way.

You two however are a train wreck, carry on.

 

[Slydell]

On this day, 53 years ago, our favorite dumpster baby was brought into this world. After 7 years of being mistakenly dressed up like a little girl, his balls dropped and the world was stunned. He's not the smartest, prettiest, or friendliest woman around, but we accept him because he won't leave.

Happy birthday, 27.

How can we miss him if he won't go away?

Happy Day, 27.

 

[theFallGuy]

happy bday u big douchenozzle

 

[volsforever27]

Who's buying me shots?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Slippery nipple?

 

[volsforever27]

151 rum and Coke.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

That's not a shot

 

[volsforever27]

I thought we were making requests.

Tequilla then.

 

[Georgia Peach]

Body shots

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Body shots

Boom!

 

[DD4ME]

Body shots

We need to take this to the recruiting thread

 

[mcompton]

Merry B'day 27

 

[volsforever27]

Merry B'day 27

Gracias.

Oops... I mean thanks.

 

[Georgia Peach]

We need to take this to the recruiting thread

I'm sure neither Ego or 27 would object.

 

[volsforever27]

So the ball and chain texted me saying she has a migraine and doesn't want me to go out tonight.

Happy birthday to me. Woo hoo.

 

[Georgia Peach]

But. It's. Your. Birthday.

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

Who's buying me shots?

This guy

 

[volsforever27]

This guy

About time.

We will have to at the Bama game.

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

About time.

We will have to at the Bama game.

We gonna do it up.

 

[volsforever27]

We gonna do it up.

I'm supposed to be going to the Akron game. Come in early. We'll do it this weekend.

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

I'm supposed to be going to the Akron game. Come in early. We'll do it this weekend.

My scheldule isn't kosher with that, but we will be taking a taxi to the crib when it's done.

 

[volsforever27]

My scheldule isn't kosher with that, but we will be taking a taxi to the crib when it's done.

Which crib? LOL I'd like to know where I'll end up that night.

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

Which crib? LOL I'd like to know where I'll end up that night.

Either way I'll take care of ya. No homo...did i even have to type that? f'kit