Is anybody else obsessed with the Gators?

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I have a personal reason for not being able to think about the Ohio game.
My only sibling is a Gator.
He rubs it in constantly.
He says it doesn't matter who coaches each team every year because the Gators will always have superior talent.

I was actually feeling good about our chances this year until I watched them dismantle UK.
Del Rio has a really strong arm and their defense may rival Bamas as the best in the country.
I'm hoping that UK is just so bad that they made UF look so good.

I haven't been to a Florida game since the Gaffney non catch. I hate them so much that it is not rational, not Christian, and it makes me say really inappropriate things.
But, I'm going this year. Damn it all to Hades.

If we lose, I might just walk across the Henley Street Bridge and take the plunge rather than listen to my stupid brother brag for another 365 days...argh! :thud:
 
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BoomMfer said:
Asking if anybody else is obsessed with the Gators?

You've come to the right place.

Have fun, sorry about your brother, but not sorry about 12 in a row
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The first response to this post is from a Gator?
Don't that just figure and beat all....lol....
Where's that damn ignore button?
 
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I am sorry you witnessed the non-catch. That loss and bad call was brutal...

I drank a bottle of Jack Daniels that night and puked on my then girlfriend. She is not my wife.

I was at the last Florida home game and part of the checkerboard Neyland. We all know how that turned out...

Remember that UT beat the gators 45-3 with CJM against the old ball sack and smile because we can do it again. Hopefully, in two weeks.

BTW. Stay away from bridges, sharp objects and triggers!(If you were serious then please seek help, this is not that serious.)

Go Vols!
 
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Keep the faith. This game will be the test for both teams. It will NOT be 12 in a row!!!!
 
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Vfl2407 said:
I have a personal reason for not being able to think about the Ohio game.
My only sibling is a Gator.
He rubs it in constantly.
He says it doesn't matter who coaches each team every year because the Gators will always have superior talent.

I was actually feeling good about our chances this year until I watched them dismantle UK.
Del Rio has a really strong arm and their defense may rival Bamas as the best in the country.
I'm hoping that UK is just so bad that they made UF look so good.

I haven't been to a Florida game since the Gaffney non catch. I hate them so much that it is not rational, not Christian, and it makes me say really inappropriate things.
But, I'm going this year. Damn it all to Hades.

If we lose, I might just walk across the Henley Street Bridge and take the plunge rather than listen to my stupid brother brag for another 365 days...argh! :thud:
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Mmhmm.. this is called abnegation. :good!:
 
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del rio's arm is not that strong---he's decent, but with some heat from UT's D, he'll fold like a house of cards and throw some picks for big plays.
 
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I have already began preparations for next weeks gameday festivities. As long as we beat Ohio and come out injury free I'm all set. My mind is on Florida. I hope team 120's mind is on today's practice.
 
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I would gladly trade the SEC East title in exchange for beating the mortal sh## out of the gators. I'll say it again; God I hate Florida!
 
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Yes, it seems like I'm always trying to decide whether to fry or bake the tails.
Then I give it away of course, hell, can't really find a use for them.

Have to do it quickly. Believe it or not, once they turn, they smell even worse.
 
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ptcarter said:
Gators... Living rent free in our heads. Time to evict.
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Having won 11 in a row and 24 of 30, Florida has more than paid the rent. They have a low interest mortgage and fully funded escrow account. The only reason Vol fans are "obsessed" with Florida is because our football loses to their football team pretty much every freaking year no matter the circumstances.
 
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I am married to a Gator and her Gator family. In the 11 years I have known her, we have never beaten them. It has been brutal.

For me, beating Florida WILL BE the national championship.
 
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Vfl2407 said:
I have a personal reason for not being able to think about the Ohio game.
My only sibling is a Gator.
He rubs it in constantly.
He says it doesn't matter who coaches each team every year because the Gators will always have superior talent.

I was actually feeling good about our chances this year until I watched them dismantle UK.
Del Rio has a really strong arm and their defense may rival Bamas as the best in the country.
I'm hoping that UK is just so bad that they made UF look so good.

I haven't been to a Florida game since the Gaffney non catch. I hate them so much that it is not rational, not Christian, and it makes me say really inappropriate things.
But, I'm going this year. Damn it all to Hades.

If we lose, I might just walk across the Henley Street Bridge and take the plunge rather than listen to my stupid brother brag for another 365 days...argh! :thud:
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I am obsessed with giving the gators a beatdown. I'll take a 1 point win, but I want them devastated, humiliated, and crushed in defeat.
 
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Vfl2407 said:
I have a personal reason for not being able to think about the Ohio game.
My only sibling is a Gator.
He rubs it in constantly.
He says it doesn't matter who coaches each team every year because the Gators will always have superior talent.

I was actually feeling good about our chances this year until I watched them dismantle UK.
Del Rio has a really strong arm and their defense may rival Bamas as the best in the country.
I'm hoping that UK is just so bad that they made UF look so good.

I haven't been to a Florida game since the Gaffney non catch. I hate them so much that it is not rational, not Christian, and it makes me say really inappropriate things.
But, I'm going this year. Damn it all to Hades.

If we lose, I might just walk across the Henley Street Bridge and take the plunge rather than listen to my stupid brother brag for another 365 days...argh! :thud:
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Del rio couldn't even win the job at organ st!
 
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I was actually feeling good about our chances this year until I watched them dismantle UK.
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UT dismantled UK in Lexington last season; and the season before. SMU just dismantled that UK defense less than 2 weeks ago. Hell, teams stand in line to dismantle UK.
 
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G-Vol said:
I am married to a Gator and her Gator family. In the 11 years I have known her, we have never beaten them. It has been brutal.

For me, beating Florida WILL BE the national championship.
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11 years. That's awesome. Keep it up.

As for the Gators, we are their springboard game.

Butch will never beat the Gators or Alabama.
I'm getting more and more negative as the season goes on. Whatever...
 
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Crazy Ivan said:
UT dismantled UK in Lexington last season; and the season before. SMU just dismantled that UK defense less than 2 weeks ago. Hell, teams stand in line to dismantle UK.
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UK is the worst team in the conference. Combine the worst defense and a below average offense and it's a bad recipe.
 
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G-Vol said:
I am married to a Gator and her Gator family. In the 11 years I have known her, we have never beaten them. It has been brutal.

For me, beating Florida WILL BE the national championship.
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You would think you could have sniffed that out before the ceremony.

Fraud. Could be a case for an annulment.
 
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