Injuries, Turnovers, DOB, & Rosary Beads

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So, we leave Athens on one of the biggest natural highs that this program has ever seen.
Then, we go to tamu and outplay them despite a ton of penalties, turnovers, and injuries.
The worst of which was seeing DOB carted off field.

But, then we hear he flew home with team and would be ok.
Untilllllll, we hear he's been dismissed.
Why? Well, strike up the rumor mill.

But, here we are, still just one big upset away from a great chance at going 11-1 and playing for an SEC title and a spot in the playoffs.
We can't take much more bad news, though.
And, wouldn't some good news, like DKJ being cleared to play sure come at a great time.
And, that Hurd will be back.
And, that some or all of those that got hurt at Tamu will be back.
And, then on Saturday, we play the most disciplined and focused full four quarters of the year.
Very few penalties.
Any dropped balls bounce our way.
And, we pull off a win for the ages!

So, to do my part (even though I'm not Catholic) I went into a Catholic Church and disrobed and drenched myself in Holy water. I then found some rosary beads lying around there and "borrowed" them and have been rubbing them constantly.
I then shaved my head and have been chanting "Hari Krishna".
I went to see my fattest friend and invoked the name of Buddha while rubbing his belly, (that one almost got me shot and probably ended a good friendship).
Also, I have an appointment today with a Vooddoo Priestess and I'm taking an Exorcist to the game Saturday.
I am only eating green pea soup and garlic until kickoff.

So, I ask you, fellow VFLers, how have you given your ALL for Tennessee today?! :crazy:
 
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We don't need a prayer!

We just need to play like we're capable of.

Scout well, focus, play hard with discipline and hang on to ball.

If we are good enough to come back against monumental odds three weeks in a row to good teams! We are good enough to play well and win head up period!

Go big Orange!
 
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SteensVol said:
We don't need a prayer!

We just need to play like we're capable of.

Scout well, focus, play hard with discipline and hang on to ball.

If we are good enough to come back against monumental odds three weeks in a row to good teams! We are good enough to play well and win head up period!

Go big Orange!
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But, the prayers can't hurt, can they? :)
 
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If you disrobed in the Catholic Church before going over to your fat buddy's house to rub his belly, I can entirely understand you almost getting shot. :)
 
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VFL-82-JP said:
If you disrobed in the Catholic Church before going over to your fat buddy's house to rub his belly, I can entirely understand you almost getting shot. :)
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Pulling out all of the stops.
Scaring women and children.
Giving my all for a Tennessee. :clapping:
 
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SteensVol said:
Your scaring some men :crazy:

#BAMAWEEK
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The two men that I hope are Very scared about 7:30 sat night are Nick Saban and Lane Kiffin.
I hope they are scared for their safety trying to get off of the field after our fans rush the field celebrating. :clapping:
 
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This is stupid OP. All you have to do is wear a gray shirt for the upper deck or OR for lower.
 
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Vfl2407 said:
So, we leave Athens on one of the biggest natural highs that this program has ever seen.
Then, we go to tamu and outplay them despite a ton of penalties, turnovers, and injuries.
The worst of which was seeing DOB carted off field.

But, then we hear he flew home with team and would be ok.
Untilllllll, we hear he's been dismissed.
Why? Well, strike up the rumor mill.

But, here we are, still just one big upset away from a great chance at going 11-1 and playing for an SEC title and a spot in the playoffs.
We can't take much more bad news, though.
And, wouldn't some good news, like DKJ being cleared to play sure come at a great time.
And, that Hurd will be back.
And, that some or all of those that got hurt at Tamu will be back.
And, then on Saturday, we play the most disciplined and focused full four quarters of the year.
Very few penalties.
Any dropped balls bounce our way.
And, we pull off a win for the ages!

So, to do my part (even though I'm not Catholic) I went into a Catholic Church and disrobed and drenched myself in Holy water. I then found some rosary beads lying around there and "borrowed" them and have been rubbing them constantly.
I then shaved my head and have been chanting "Hari Krishna".
I went to see my fattest friend and invoked the name of Buddha while rubbing his belly, (that one almost got me shot and probably ended a good friendship).
Also, I have an appointment today with a Vooddoo Priestess and I'm taking an Exorcist to the game Saturday.
I am only eating green pea soup and garlic until kickoff.

So, I ask you, fellow VFLers, how have you given your ALL for Tennessee today?! :crazy:
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Sounds like a good way to get the runs:crazy:
 
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Vfl2407 said:
So, we leave Athens on one of the biggest natural highs that this program has ever seen.
Then, we go to tamu and outplay them despite a ton of penalties, turnovers, and injuries.
The worst of which was seeing DOB carted off field.

But, then we hear he flew home with team and would be ok.
Untilllllll, we hear he's been dismissed.
Why? Well, strike up the rumor mill.

But, here we are, still just one big upset away from a great chance at going 11-1 and playing for an SEC title and a spot in the playoffs.
We can't take much more bad news, though.
And, wouldn't some good news, like DKJ being cleared to play sure come at a great time.
And, that Hurd will be back.
And, that some or all of those that got hurt at Tamu will be back.
And, then on Saturday, we play the most disciplined and focused full four quarters of the year.
Very few penalties.
Any dropped balls bounce our way.
And, we pull off a win for the ages!

So, to do my part (even though I'm not Catholic) I went into a Catholic Church and disrobed and drenched myself in Holy water. I then found some rosary beads lying around there and "borrowed" them and have been rubbing them constantly.
I then shaved my head and have been chanting "Hari Krishna".
I went to see my fattest friend and invoked the name of Buddha while rubbing his belly, (that one almost got me shot and probably ended a good friendship).
Also, I have an appointment today with a Vooddoo Priestess and I'm taking an Exorcist to the game Saturday.
I am only eating green pea soup and garlic until kickoff.

So, I ask you, fellow VFLers, how have you given your ALL for Tennessee today?! :crazy:
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1. Injuries are part of the game. Backups have to step up.

2. Yes win the turnover battle. Or at least break even

3. DOB-- I hate to see him dismissed but rules are rules. And he likely would not have played anyway

4. Rosary Beads--This is purely Satanic, along with the Catholic Church. Please throw them away and avoid the Catholic Church like the plague.
 
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Can't disagree with any. Heck, I'll dance necked in the neighborhood if it works. Already got the runs cause BAMA week! Want to give them the runs Sat afternoon! Specially Lane! Still hate the gators more!!
 
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