Incredible Zone Jokes

#2
#2
Little boy comes downstairs and asks "What's for breakfast?"
"Nothing until you do your chores." Mom replies
The boy stomps out to the barn yard. As he finishes slopping the hog he smacks him with the bucket. As he's gathering the eggs he kicks the chickens across the coop. After milking the cow he kicks her as she leaves the barn. He then goes back to the house and says "Now, what's for breakfast?"
"Well, you were having bacon and eggs and milk and cereal." " However, since you hit the hog: no bacon for a month, kicking the chickens gets you no eggs for a month, and kicking the cow gets you no milk for a month. So that means dry toast for you this morning."
Just then Dad comes into the kitchen and almost trips over the cat and kicks him across the kitchen.

The boy looks at his mother and says " You gonna give him the bad news or do you want me to?"
 
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MY3*VOLS said:
Little boy comes downstairs and asks "What's for breakfast?"
"Nothing until you do your chores." Mom replies
The boy stomps out to the barn yard. As he finishes slopping the hog he smacks him with the bucket. As he's gathering the eggs he kicks the chickens across the coop. After milking the cow he kicks her as she leaves the barn. He then goes back to the house and says "Now, what's for breakfast?"
"Well, you were having bacon and eggs and milk and cereal." " However, since you hit the hog: no bacon for a month, kicking the chickens gets you no eggs for a month, and kicking the cow gets you no milk for a month. So that means dry toast for you this morning."
Just then Dad comes into the kitchen and almost trips over the cat and kicks him across the kitchen.

The boy looks at his mother and says " You gonna give him the bad news or do you want me to?"
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omg, lololololol trolololol
 
#7
#7
Little boy was aggravating his mom one morning and she said you need to go outside. She said as a matter of fact they are doing construction across the road. Why don't you go over there and learn something.
Three hours later the little boy came back home and his mom said, what did you learn over there.
Little boy held his thumb up in front of his face and said, you need to move that a ass hair to the left. Mom said watch your mouth boy, go get me a switch.
Little boy said **** you that's the electricians job.
 
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Wickerhead said:
Little boy was aggravating his mom one morning and she said you need to go outside. She said as a matter of fact they are doing construction across the road. Why don't you go over there and learn something.
Three hours later the little boy came back home and his mom said, what did you learn over there.
Little boy held his thumb up in front of his face and said, you need to move that a ass hair to the left. Mom said watch your mouth boy, go get me a switch.
Little boy said **** you that's the electricians job.
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Boom! Whiskey bringin' the job jokes.
 
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