In the beginning there was a zone.

[theFallGuy]

In the beginning, God said let there be a zone and the endzone was created and God saw that it was good.

Discuss.

 

[BearCat204]

I dont like mixing my religion with my zone

 

[VIF]

I sense an epic fail on the horizon

 

[theFallGuy]

the zone is a religion

 

[theFallGuy]

don't let me down VIF!

 

[Thrasher865]

Are you calling OE a god? His ego is big enough already!

 

[VIF]

OE is the fallen arc-angel Lucifer here to show us there is no good without evil :whistling:

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Who ate the apple? VIF offered, I'm certain.

 

[theFallGuy]

I'm sure OE will show up with some random words in a minute

 

[VIF]

hmy::no::shakehead::moon2::angel:

 

[theFallGuy]

:zeitung_lesen:

 

[theFallGuy]

« Be content with what you are, and wish not change; nor dread your last day, nor long for it. »
Marcus Aurelius

 

[VIF]

:the_finger::finger3::yikes::spank::machgun::gun::whatever::bash::aggressive::realmad::flush::Bbiteme::bottom::jawdrop::biteme::gone::chair:

 

[VIF]

« Be content with what you are, and wish not change; nor dread your last day, nor long for it. »
Marcus Aurelius

hand me the ball-Marcus Allen:lolabove:

 

[theFallGuy]

« Insanity in individuals is something rare – but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule. »
Nietzsche

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Buy more handbags - Neiman Marcus

 

[theFallGuy]

:worship:

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

I'm an evolutionist. The Zone was created by the Lame Bang and has been here for 13 billion years, imo.
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[theFallGuy]

"Tennessee fans can look forward to a team which will display a world of fight every minute on the field. The attitude of the players indicates opponents will spend one long day in the brief sixty minutes they face the Vols."

General Neyland

 

[95 Vol Alum]

When does it start evolving, then?

 

[theFallGuy]

I'm an evolutionist. The Zone was created by the Lame Bang and has been here for 13 billion years, imo.
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Did you evolve from that yak that is your avatar?

 

[VIF]

I'm an evolutionist. The Zone was created by the Lame Bang and has been here for 13 billion years, imo.
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pretty egocentric to say that it was the creation of your first sexual experience. :lolabove:

 

[Thrasher865]

There are 13 other-dimensional forums, Football, Basketball, Recruiting, LV, tickets, tailgating, videos, gaming, racing, sports, nfl, pub, and help forums. These different forums are of infinitesimal length, and exist in a singular dimension.

Occasionally, these forums vibrations cause a collision between forums. When this collision occurs, it is moved to the Endzone, in the form of a "big bang."

 

[Slydell]

Endzone created from the Big Bang. Has now turned to small fizzle.

 

[theFallGuy]

I thought there was no ending or beginning to the zone. It just was.