Ill need bond money later tonite gang

[Hoosier_Vol]

Me and the wife have to finish up our last minute Christmas shopping and I'm sure I'll end up killing someone after waiting in line for an hour or getting ran over by a cart for the hundredth time. Please start taking up a VN collection. Thank you.

 

[LadyinOrange]

I'll give the first 5 cents.

 

[Lexvol]

Thanks to the new addition to the family, we actually did our shopping in September.

Needless to say, most of my money is in pampers and wipes so I am only good for a dollar or so.

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

If you kill someone under those circumstances you are not getting a bail anyway. Just don't bend over to get the soap.

 

[NCGatorBait]

I'll donate LawGators services to get you out of it! :lol:

 

[K-town98]

your screwed, just kill them in a dark place, so you dont get caught... :machinegun: :elephant:

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Well we're back from shopping hell and I didn't get arrested or serouisly injure more than 3 people so it was almost fun. You all can save your bond money for next year.

 

[LadyinOrange]

I'll put that nickel in the bank and let it draw interest.

:wink2:

 

[vols2345]

umm.... you can borrow cbc's and mines white bronco and leather gloves....

i mean we only got one glove, o.j. refuses to return it....

 

[milohimself]

I just got my paycheck and it was about 50% larger than it should have been. Not like I'm complaining, though... Just kind of strange.

 

[MemphisVol]

I don't have any real verification on this, but I've heard that driving a holly branch into a fellow shopper's heart is only a misdemeanor if you can demonstrate a real and present threat to your ability to fill your Xmas list.....

 

[milohimself]

Memphis, I'm guessing by the tone of your post that you may have killed multiple people in order to purchase an XBox 360. You're probably wanted for murder, my advice would be to just lay low for a while.

 

[MemphisVol]

According to my lawyer it wasn't murder, it was the regional high score, and, technically, the State now owes me at minimum a $50 Chuckie Cheese coupon and a full set of Liz Claiborne "Lip Locker" cosmetics.

 

[milohimself]

Who passed that law?