I'm going to go off on a tangent here because, frankly, I think it's needed.
Some of you who answered Florida to the above question were obviously not raised properly or something. Before you go on & on saying we've got to beat Florida to win the SEC East.......I understand that. It is not part of the equation I feel you are missing. It is time to educate you youngsters on your enemy.
The putrid foul beast that dwells in Tuscaloosa, AL (the bunghole of America for those of you with a Tom Tom, Garvin, etc. & a desire to go) has once again raised it's deplorable head into college football. There will soon, if not already, be a surplus of stupid spewed from the rancid mouths of these horrid fans. They will run around quoting their 32421478326471 National Championships.......there will ceremonies held in the back of pickups Bama wide, offering up opposums in proclaiming Nick Saban as the second coming of the Bear.......that special twinkle in the eyes of brothers & sisters has returned to siblings in Alabama.
What I'm trying to tell you is that they are the devil here on earth....that serpent of old who was loosed on the earth to consume good men & women....as a UT fan you are supposed......damnit forget that, it is your Big Orange duty to hate them with a passion. I want you to despise them with every fiber in your being, your stomach to turn at the sight of a maroon car, if you see a Bama fan walking down the street, look at them as a pedifile and move your family to the other side (maintaining the disgusting stare the entire time), turn the radio anytime Sweet Home Alabama (although it is acceptable to use your own words to the song only if you roll down your windows and sing it as loud as possible), to look in horror at any baby dressed in the devil's clothing, to demand from your department of education the letter A be relocated somewhere else in the alphabet....anywhere but first.....but most of all my Vol brethren Hate them! Dispise them! Wish every game they play in every sport a loss! Only then, will you truly understand what it is to be a Volunteer.......
End rant.....I need a beer.
