If you’re watching the WV Republican debates....

#26
#26
Wish I didn't watchTeen Mom
Set in the West Virginia hills
Ain't no coal jobs in WV
Aint no birth control pills
Once I knew a girl in WV
Her pregnant tummy very fat
High on meth and addicted to soda pop
I can't believe anyone would hit that

Don't give up your day job just yet...
 
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#27
My goal at the game is to let every WVU fan know that “Country Roads” is actually not talking about West Virginia, but westERN Virginia.
 
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My goal at the game is to let every WVU fan know that “Country Roads” is actually not talking about West Virginia, but westERN Virginia.

A distinction without a difference? I dunno. My dad's people are from them parts... Western Virginia, WV, Pikeville KY... in fact if reports are to be believed one of my kinfolk was killed in the late 1800s in some of that Hatfield-McCoy business.
 
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#29
A distinction without a difference? I dunno. My dad's people are from them parts... Western Virginia, WV, Pikeville KY... in fact if reports are to be believed one of my kinfolk was killed in the late 1800s in some of that Hatfield-McCoy business.

But they’ll be so mad
 
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#32
Let me help them out on their new anthem:

Teeth don't grow on ole Morgantown, Meth too abundant by far
That's why people in old Morgantown get their teeth from a piece of wooden Poplar (tree)

Morgantown You'll always be, Double-Wide Trailers on Main Street to me!
Good Ole Morgantown, Inbred Unaccredited West Virginia University!

Yes!
 
#33
#33
Imitatation is the most sincere form of flattery! I say we teach those imitators the correct words to that song in Charlotte in September! Let's sing it to them OVER AND OVER as we score touchdowns!

Pruitt won't tolerate besmirching the good name of our beloved state! ROLL VOLS!

Don’t ever put the word Roll and Vols together again
 
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#38
They stole “Rocky Top” in Morgantown. They played our song....”Good ole Morgantown, Morgantown WV” to the tune of Rocky Top. Evan Jenkins said “Good job....I love Rocky Top”. Only a politician can make a statement like that, that could make all concerned feel OK.

You left out the most important part.

Did they "woo!"? :eek:hmy:
 
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Let me help them out on their new anthem:

Teeth don't grow on ole Morgantown, Meth too abundant by far
That's why people in old Morgantown get their teeth from a piece of wooden Poplar (tree)

Morgantown You'll always be, Double-Wide Trailers on Main Street to me!
Good Ole Morgantown, Inbred Unaccredited West Virginia University!

Huntland, I know you mean this to be funny. And I completely understand why our fans wouldn’t think the song was funny. However, just want you to know I work in the healthcare field here in WV and the meth and heroin problem isn’t a laughing matter. My hospitals ER sees overdoses every day that devastates families.

On another note, Huntington, where Marshall is, is much worse for drugs than Morgantown.

And on Even Jenkins, he’s a first class guy. I’m good friends with him and I can promise you he’s about as upstanding a person as it gets. And he’s absolutely committed to fixing the drug problem. Now why he’s running for this Senate seat I have no idea when he has little chance to beat Manchin.....
 
#44
#44
So they have the Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River AND Rocky Top. Next they will be claiming Popcorn Sutton and Kevin Nash.
 
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#45
#45
If you’re watching the WV Republican debates....




...You probably need a hobby.
 
#46
#46
I may come on here to gain football knowledge, but at least I’ve never felt the need to put that disclaimer after any of my post. Relax.

Just wait until butchna and Behr turn on you. You'll need to recite your sources, etc.

They have sand in their panties.
 
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