If the Vols beat Bama does Dooley lock down his job for another year? Easily?

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Tennessee beats Bama only if every player for Bama breaks a bone this week in practice AND Bama fumbles the ball every single time we lay a hand on them. Outside of that....forget it.
 
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If Derek Dooley levitates above Neyland Stadium, while throwing gold flakes down upon the crowd, while C and C Music Factory's 'Gonna Make You Sweat' blasts out from his wheelchair's sound system, does he keep his job?

At this point, that sounds just as plausible as us beating Bama.
 
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Well I certainly wouldn't bet on Tennessee but to say it will never happen isn't very wise. It could happen. Is it probable? Everybody knows it's not but if it does happen....don't you think Dooley keeps his job no matter what else happens the rest of the way?
 
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The thread is 100% fantasy, so why not respond with 100% fantasy? Makes for some interesting and funny possibilities. Give it your best shot posters.

About as much chance of UT beating Bama as there is ...
 
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If Derek Dooley levitates above Neyland Stadium, while throwing gold flakes down upon the crowd, while C and C Music Factory's 'Gonna Make You Sweat' blasts out from his wheelchair's sound system, does he keep his job?

At this point, that sounds just as plausible as us beating Bama.

Underrated post, IMO.
 
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The thread is 100% fantasy, so why not respond with 100% fantasy? Makes for some interesting and funny possibilities. Give it your best shot posters.

About as much chance of UT beating Bama as there is ...

This same type of post was posted at the University of Louisiana-Monroe board too. Just before they drubbed #8 Arkansas.

This same type of post was posted at the NC State board too. Just before they smacked #3 Florida State.

This same type of post was posted at the Texas Tech board too. Just before they obliterated #5 West Virigina.

Will Tennessee do it? Very doubtful but that's why they play 'em bro.
 
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If Derek Dooley levitates above Neyland Stadium, while throwing gold flakes down upon the crowd, while C and C Music Factory's 'Gonna Make You Sweat' blasts out from his wheelchair's sound system, does he keep his job?

At this point, that sounds just as plausible as us beating Bama.

Let the music take control
Let the rhythm move you
 
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If he beats Bama, plays SC close (win or lose), and wins out in Nov, his job is 100% safe.

I actually think he is safe as long as we are competitive in the next two and win out in Nov. I just don't see him getting the boot without a "bad" loss.
 
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Tennessee beats Bama only if every player for Bama breaks a bone this week in practice AND Bama fumbles the ball every single time we lay a hand on them. Outside of that....forget it.

Their backups can beat us. You really think we have a chance. I see Lacey and Yeldon running wild. Then Lattimore the next week. And Bray will be hit these next two games. alot
 
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