If Beer Nuts cost $1.50, What Do Deer Nuts cost?

#16
#16
Grasshopper walks into a bar.
The bartender says you know we have a drink named after you.
Grasshopper says you have a drink named Larry?
 
#20
#20
Husband and wife are in bed together.
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She says "Gee honey, that feels good."
His hand moves to her stomach.
She says "That feels wonderful."
His hand moves to her leg....
She says "You little devil, what do you think you're doing?"
But he stops.....
She says "Why did you stop?"
He says "I found the remote
 
#21
#21
It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.
The first little girl says: "My name is Marionette and my daddy is a postman."
The next little boy says: "I'm Pierre and my Dad is a mechanic."
Then one little boy says: "My name is Marcel and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."
The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school yard the teacher approaches Marcel privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.
He blushed and said, "I'm sorry but my dad plays football for Alabama and I was just too embarrassed to say so."
 
#22
#22
getyopopcornready said:
It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.
The first little girl says: "My name is Marionette and my daddy is a postman."
The next little boy says: "I'm Pierre and my Dad is a mechanic."
Then one little boy says: "My name is Marcel and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."
The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school yard the teacher approaches Marcel privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.
He blushed and said, "I'm sorry but my dad plays football for France and I was just too embarrassed to say so."
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^ Missed opportunity for a Bammer joke.
 
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