I told you Windy! Dinged By A G-String?

[OrangeEmpire]

Dinged By A G-String? - June 17, 2008

JUNE 17--As she was attempting to put on a Victoria's Secret thong, a Los Angeles woman claims that a decorative metallic piece flew off the garment and struck her in the eye, causing injuries and a new product liability lawsuit against the underwear giant. Macrida Patterson, 52, alleges that she was hurt last May by a defective "low-rise v-string" from the Victoria's Secret "Sexy Little Thing" line, according to a lawsuit filed last week in Los Angeles Superior Court. A copy of her June 9 complaint, which does not specify monetary damages, can be found below. Patterson's lawyer, Jason Buccat, told TSG that a "design problem" caused the decorative piece to come loose and strike Patterson in the eye, causing damage to her cornea. He added that the eye injury, which caused Patterson to miss a few days of work, will be "affecting her the rest of her life." Patterson is a traffic officer with L.A.'s Department of Transportation. Prior to the lawsuit's filing, Victoria's Secret officials asked to examine the garment and the decorative piece, but that request was rejected by Patterson's counsel. For those unfamiliar with "v-strings," the undergarment is the Victoria's Secret variant on the "g-string," which has long been favored in the battle against visible panty lines. (4 pages)

Thoughts?

 

[Vol Mania 21]

Hahahahah

 

[hmanvolfan]

Does she know the McDonalds hot coffee lady?

 

[VOLNBAMA]

Dinged By A G-String? - June 17, 2008



Thoughts?

lol

 

[volwindy]

Thoughts?

1. You didn't tell me anything.
2. This is hilarious, but at the same time too crazy, just trying to get money anyway you can these days! :no:
3. Why would you get a thong with something like that to begin with, are you trying to make them uncomfortable? Just go for a simple thong or lace thong! :yes:

 

[kptvol]

She's 52. Any judge or jury that will be forced to hear a case involving her in a thong will not be too happy. I expect her to lose this one.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Are you implying she will be discriminated against based on her age and the image of her in a thong? hmy:

 

[kptvol]

Are you implying she will be discriminated against based on her age and the image of her in a thong? hmy:

If I were being forced to sit and contemplate a 52 year old in a thong, it wouldn't make me really happy.