Fyodor was an interesting case study in the proper role of a troll. I made an off hand comment in the bball forum that if we didn't beat some team by at least 20 points, I (Pooch) would leave the board. Everyone kinda laughed it off, but a few pricks, who have since moved on to worse places, would not let it go. So, it was decided that I would take an 8 game suspension, much like my "idol" at the time, Bruce Pearl (yes, in a past life on VN, I was the Original Pearl Slurper).
So, it became necessary for me to create an alter for the trolling of the jerkwads who relegated Pooch to the sidelines during a really important time of the year; basketball season. Fyodor grew out of the despair I felt, much like the despair one must feel on the frozen tundra of Siberia in Mother Russia. He was a beautiful and deep troll. Believe me when I tell you; if you were ever trolled by Fyodor, it hurt him way more than it hurt you...
RIP Fyodor, you crazy diamond.....