I know it is a little early...

[orangetd88]

Dear Santa Claus,
I'm submitting my current Christmas wish list. The items listed should cover every Christmas for the rest of my life. I know that a few of these items sound bizarre or hard to find, but you're Santa Claus, right? You can do anything. Okay, here is my alphabetical list:


13-month calendar
5-sided dice
500-piece screwdriver set
American flag with the stars and stripes swapped
"Basketball's Best Missed Shots" video
Bunk waterbed
Combination lava lamp/fish tank (with fish)
"Dummies Books for Dummies" book
Food-scented air freshener
Gallon of spilled milk
Glow-in-the-dark ceiling clock
Gummy jawbreakers
Indoor siding for my house
Negative image camera
Non-returning boomerang
Partridge in an apple tree
Perpendicular parallel bars for my home gym
Phone book of unlisted numbers
Popcorn on the cob
"Racing's Most Magnificent Crashes" video
Reversible hooded T-shirt
"Skateboarding's Coolest Leg Breaks" video
Solar-powered flashlight
Telephone with a "Backspace" button
Thanksgiving tree
One-sided coin (very rare)
Vertically-perforated toilet paper
White magic marker or highlighter

 

[Freak]

:blink: :blink:

:lol:

 

[LadyinOrange]

Originally posted by orangetd88@Mar 22, 2004 1:21 AM
"Dummies Books for Dummies" book

That one should be easy. Anything written by Geno Auriemma or Steve Spurrier.

 

[NCGatorBait]

 

[orangetd88]

Originally posted by LadyinOrange+Mar 21, 2004 9:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (LadyinOrange @ Mar 21, 2004 9:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-orangetd88@Mar 22, 2004 1:21 AM
"Dummies Books for Dummies" book

That one should be easy. Anything written by Geno Auriemma or Steve Spurrier. [/quote]
LOL