I got FORKED today!

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herksrus

herksrus

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I woke up this morning and my yard was full of forks. Me and my neighbors have been going at it and Im at the end of my wits.

Here is the series of events:

1. I staple a Little Ceasers box to neighbors fence It says, in bright orange,"granted the wrong shade".... "HOT-N-READY"

2. She then took my sacred UT flag and removed it from its stately position.

3. I then turned her Oklahoma flag upside down.

4. They then wrote some inappropriate statements on my driveway in chalk "RESERVED FOR MR. PRINCESS" my last name is Prince.
and she turned over my house number, I was suprised with that one cause it required removing and replacing 4 each screws.

5. I then responded by covering their sat TV dish with aluminum foil, only on the small reciever device.

6. They then took my garbage cans and hid them for like three days, things really started to smell around here.

7. Next on the revenge list was tying coke cans with fishing line onto the bottoms of their cars.

8. Now everyone please take a seat, this one was huge!!! I walked outside last Friday night and there was my car with soap on the windows and what it said was horrible. "BEAT DEM VOLS" on both side windows and "GO BULLDOGS" and the rear window.
I ended up immediately washing my car. I was around 11:30 at night

9. I went and bought some of that new spray paint that can easily be removed. On the OK girl I wrote "HOOKEM HORN" and drew a crude longhorn on her hood and on the other gal I just wrote "GO VOLS" all over her car.

10. THat brings us up to today where they thought I needed some plastic forks.


Any input would greatly be appreciated
 
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#4
Yeah, I hope this isn't a "I really DO hate my neighbor" thing.

Most of my pranks invovle kitchen items, so I'm no help...

EDIT: Oh, good.
 
#5
#5
Do you have a key to their house? If you do, find a friendly realtor, list their house, provide said realtor with key, and just enjoy.
 
#6
#6
Dont worry, you will be in bed before bowl season. Ahh college football the great aphrodisiac !
 
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#7
Saran wrap the cars , and a layer of cooking oil under that works well too, another good one tie garbage cans together with fishing line on opposite sides of the driveway...when they back out of the driveway...Wham!
 
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I was thinking about the saran wrap thing. The garbage can thing is good also, Im thinking tying her garbage can to teh ground so she cant move it.
 
#10
#10
I like baking soda in their ketchup and electrical tape on the trigger for the sprayer on the kitchen sink. Like I said... kitchen stuff in which you have to be alone inside their house.

Clear jello in the toilet is fun too.
 
#11
#11
I have a buddy who used to work at Fed-Ex and he took like 10 garbage bags full of packing peanuts and made it snow in July with a "good nieghbor" of his.
 
#13
#13
Write "OU sucks" or "Hook em horns" in her yard with rock salt. She won't notice until the grass dies and it will take it a while to come back.
 
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herksrus said:
I was thinking about the saran wrap thing. The garbage can thing is good also, Im thinking tying her garbage can to teh ground so she cant move it.
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Better yet . . . use fishing line to tie her garbage cans to her car.

Vaseline on the windshield wipers is also a good passive aggressive prank.
 
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vader said:
Write "OU sucks" or "Hook em horns" in her yard with rock salt. She won't notice until the grass dies and it will take it a while to come back.
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Now that's my sort of prank. Rock salt and roundup are great for yard writing.
 
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vader said:
Write "OU sucks" or "Hook em horns" in her yard with rock salt. She won't notice until the grass dies and it will take it a while to come back.
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Anouther good one is to write your message with a good fertilizer. Too bad all the grass is basiclly dead around here. Must be the global warming:birgits_giggle:
 
#19
#19
place a couple of fish in her mailbox late sat night....by monday when she checks her mail......wow.
 
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