I Believe

[orange+white=heaven]

This one is an out and out rip off from the"Blue Collar" boys, but lets see if it'll fly....


I Believe the world is round...

[but I respect the opinion of those UGA fans who "still ain't sure"!]

 

[surrealvol]

I believe in love.

But I respect all those Bammers who prefer jealousy...

 

[KentuckyVolFan]

To quote Crash Davis (Bull Durham) "Well, I believe in the soul, the c**k, the p***y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

 

[malinoisvol]

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Wat da fook are these people talking about?

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

 

[malinoisvol]

I don't believe virginity
Is as common as it used to be

 

[The Ron Mexico]

 

[Behr]

I believe Nooga is actually TFG and souce love child.

 

[NorCalVol67]

 

[Tin Man]

The reason that cheer works for Navy is that they are all cadets, soon to be midshipmen. Their use of “we” is appropriate.

 

[malinoisvol]

I believe the Vols beat the HAIL outta Mizzou!