How will rod wilks do this week???

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I think it's a serious question. He will play and I think he'll be solid
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He will be the national special teams player of the week. And if such award doesn't exist...then it will be created and named after Rod Wilks
 
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The National Meteorological Service has announced they will be skipping over a couple of names this year (O and P). They are moving straight down to Hurricane Rod. The eye (much like the eyes of the ranger) will be over Gainesville on the 17th. Expected to be the worst storm to hit the state since Hurricanes Andrew (92) and Travis (01).
 
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WesternKyVol said:
The National Meteorological Service has announced they will be skipping over a couple of names this year (O and P). They are moving straight down to Hurricane Rod. The eye (much like the eyes of the ranger) will be over Gainesville on the 17th. Expected to be the worst storm to hit the state since Hurricanes Andrew (92) and Travis (01).
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There will be a tropical depression formed on his first tackle.
 
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SmokeyHound said:
ok ok ok ok someone please enlighten me on why rod wilks is funny. ive never really known...
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It really has nothing to do with Rod Wilks and everything to do with some poster making him out to be the best player ever to play the game when he was being recruited... (Please Rod, do not strike me down as I type this!)
 
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Rod wil play iron man ball / Defense / Offense / Punt / Kick off / Return ... at one point he will throw a pass to himself for a touchdown
 
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Rod once ran into Jesse Palmer on the streets. Rod burst into laughter, Jesse burst into tears, and everything around them burst into flames.
 
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Like the Gift from God that he is.
 
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SmokeyHound said:
ok ok ok ok someone please enlighten me on why rod wilks is funny. ive never really known...
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It was in response to people hyping him up during recruiting and subsequently people started making jokes about him in the same vein as Chuck Norris. If you google the legend of chuck Norris you find pretty much every joke told about Rod Wilks.
 
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Rod Wilks tears can cure Aids, Herpes and the common cold... to bad he never cries.*


*Side effects include erections lasting more than 8 hrs.
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