GIVEHIM-6
Mayberrys Pride
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A man and a woman,who have never met before,find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,the two are tired and fall asleep quickly....the man in the upper bunk and her in the lower.At 1:00 am,he leans forward and gently wakes the woman saying,"Ma'am,I'm sorry to bother you,but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better,"she replies.Just for tonight,lets pretend we're married" "Wow that's a great idea!!" he exclaims."Good," she replies.Get your own(bleeping) blanket!" After a moment of silence,he farted.