How the tall tales of Rod began...

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evillawyer

evillawyer

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I've been on this board long enough to see some of the legendary tales of Rod Wilks, but I'm still a bit of a newbie. In all seriousness, can someone explain how this all got started?
 
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A guy when Rod Wilks was being recruited came on here talking about how good
he was and how much of a beast he was. We started messing with him and now we say stuff like. Rod Wilks can believe it's butter!!
 
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I was at the Smyrna bowling ally about 4 years ago and witnessed Rod Wilkes bowl a 300 in 7 frames.
 
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R0CKYT0P 16 said:
A guy when Rod Wilks was being recruited came on here talking about how good
he was and how much of a beast he was. We started messing with him and now we say stuff like. Rod Wilks can believe it's butter!!
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Thanks. I have a feeling this will be the only semi-serious response. The other responses will just add to the legend that is Rod Wilks
 
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Actually, the tales of Rod Wilks are not tales at all. They are eyewitness accounts of those who believe in his omnipotence and obey his will.
 
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evillawyer said:
I've been on this board long enough to see some of the legendary tales of Rod Wilks, but I'm still a bit of a newbie. In all seriousness, can someone explain how this all got started?
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How did it all get started? Well, one stormy evening, Mr. Wilks and Mrs. Wilks were feeling a bit "frisky". One thing led to another, a lightning bolt shot through the house...and Rod Wilks was conceived...
 
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It all started way back in Kindergarten class when Little Wilks, being only 5 years of age and 150 pounds, 5'10, needed to go to the restroom. Lets just say the teacher who helped him never quite viewed her husband as ... well ... good enough again. This is where he gained his 5th nickname the Rod of God. The first 4 nicknames you can not say aloud or locust will decend from heaven. I would study up on your Wilks history if zi was you.
 
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UTHorsey said:
How did it all get started? Well, one stormy evening, Mr. Wilks and Mrs. Wilks were feeling a bit "frisky". One thing led to another, a lightning bolt shot through the house...and Rod Wilks was conceived...
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blasphemy ,rods wilks mother was a virgin.
 
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evillawyer said:
Thanks. I have a feeling this will be the only semi-serious response. The other responses will just add to the legend that is Rod Wilks
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Do not believe his lies. He is a discipline of He Who Walks Between The USC Sidelines and is trying to tarnish the great and powerful Wilks. Vanish that sentence from your mind or face eternal doom.
 
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In all seriousness guys... I had to miss NSD coverage because I spent Wednesday in the emergency room. Seeing a new Rod Wilks thread made me smile for the first time in 3 days.
 
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