How the game, and the board, will unfold.

#76
#76
lawgator1 said:
UT comes out hot on offense, scores 14 quickly and at end of first quarter its UT 14, UF 0. Half of VN declares victory, the other half denounces the first half as premature and don't they know better.

UF manages a touchdown in the second quarter, UT scores a field goal so at half its 17-7. Eighty percent of VN board declares it inevitable that you lose. The other twenty percent are already too drunk to care.

UT reasserts its dominance in the third quarter and going into the last frame its UT 27, UF 10. A full forty percent of the board is inexplicably calling for Heupel to be fired.

The fourth is rather boring, clock runs, UT scores a FG to put it out of reach and then Richardson is intercepted in the last three minutes for a pick 6 and UT wins 37 to 10. A full 80 percent of the board announces they want to have Heupel's baby. The drunk folks from half time are now awake, but just go get drunk again.

We both get killed by UGA. Its a knock down, drag out with you and Kentucky. I honestly don't know who to like in that one. Half your fan base remains drunk into basketball season.

The end.
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You forgot to mention all the jorts from Florida get their panties in a wad and storm the local Wal-Mart purchasing all the corn starch, all the while drowning in their gator tears.
 
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#78
#78
Florida has good running backs, ours running backs are banged up. If Tillman is out this might be a close game.
 
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lawgator1 said:
UT comes out hot on offense, scores 14 quickly and at end of first quarter its UT 14, UF 0. Half of VN declares victory, the other half denounces the first half as premature and don't they know better.

UF manages a touchdown in the second quarter, UT scores a field goal so at half its 17-7. Eighty percent of VN board declares it inevitable that you lose. The other twenty percent are already too drunk to care.

UT reasserts its dominance in the third quarter and going into the last frame its UT 27, UF 10. A full forty percent of the board is inexplicably calling for Heupel to be fired.

The fourth is rather boring, clock runs, UT scores a FG to put it out of reach and then Richardson is intercepted in the last three minutes for a pick 6 and UT wins 37 to 10. A full 80 percent of the board announces they want to have Heupel's baby. The drunk folks from half time are now awake, but just go get drunk again.

We both get killed by UGA. Its a knock down, drag out with you and Kentucky. I honestly don't know who to like in that one. Half your fan base remains drunk into basketball season.

The end.
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And i mean all due respect.....**** you Gator...that is all
 
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#81
#81
lawgator1 said:
Now, now, I'm giving you due credit for the likely trouncing of the Gators, but don't get ahead of yourselves !!
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If Vols beat Florida then I expect the Vols to go 9-10 wins this year. Is that enough for new year 6 bowl with our fan support and schedule? Maybe not.
 
#82
#82
lawgator1 said:
UT comes out hot on offense, scores 14 quickly and at end of first quarter its UT 14, UF 0. Half of VN declares victory, the other half denounces the first half as premature and don't they know better.

UF manages a touchdown in the second quarter, UT scores a field goal so at half its 17-7. Eighty percent of VN board declares it inevitable that you lose. The other twenty percent are already too drunk to care.

UT reasserts its dominance in the third quarter and going into the last frame its UT 27, UF 10. A full forty percent of the board is inexplicably calling for Heupel to be fired.

The fourth is rather boring, clock runs, UT scores a FG to put it out of reach and then Richardson is intercepted in the last three minutes for a pick 6 and UT wins 37 to 10. A full 80 percent of the board announces they want to have Heupel's baby. The drunk folks from half time are now awake, but just go get drunk again.

We both get killed by UGA. Its a knock down, drag out with you and Kentucky. I honestly don't know who to like in that one. Half your fan base remains drunk into basketball season.

The end.
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I’ll give you one thing. This is much better than the stupid threads you start over in the PF.
 
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#83
lawgator1 said:
UT comes out hot on offense, scores 14 quickly and at end of first quarter its UT 14, UF 0. Half of VN declares victory, the other half denounces the first half as premature and don't they know better.

UF manages a touchdown in the second quarter, UT scores a field goal so at half its 17-7. Eighty percent of VN board declares it inevitable that you lose. The other twenty percent are already too drunk to care.

UT reasserts its dominance in the third quarter and going into the last frame its UT 27, UF 10. A full forty percent of the board is inexplicably calling for Heupel to be fired.

The fourth is rather boring, clock runs, UT scores a FG to put it out of reach and then Richardson is intercepted in the last three minutes for a pick 6 and UT wins 37 to 10. A full 80 percent of the board announces they want to have Heupel's baby. The drunk folks from half time are now awake, but just go get drunk again.

We both get killed by UGA. Its a knock down, drag out with you and Kentucky. I honestly don't know who to like in that one. Half your fan base remains drunk into basketball season.

The end.
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this is why you’re my favorite gator troll.
 
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#84
Fla is horrible. All you had to do was watch a little of the South Fla game. They **** the bed at home to a minor league team and are now going to get waxed in Kville. Vols Offense scores a shitload...Fla defense is horrible and is the best thing they got...Vols defense just needs to contain the popgun. That is all.
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#85
#85
If Tennessee wins on Saturday the Negavols will say Tennessee looked bad beating a bad Florida Gator team and we shouldn't be excited to be 4-0 going into the LSU game in Baton Rouge.
 
#86
#86
08Vol said:
UF has the advantage on defense, special teams, and the run game.

Of these 15 things, I’m pretty sure at least 5 will happen in this game.

UF will block a punt or FG.
A UT returner will fumble a punt or kick return. Hooker will throw a pick 6.
A UT defender will be out of position on a deep TD throw.
A UT defender will miss a TD saving tackle on a long run.
A UT WR will bobble a TD catch while going out of bounds.
Hooker will overthrow at least 2 wide open receivers that are behind the defense.
A key UT starter will go down with an injury in the game and his backup will play poorly.
A UT trick play will blow up in their face.
A UT RB will have the ball ripped out of his hands while fighting for extra yardage and UF will recover.
UT will fumble a sure TD out the back of the end zone or it will be a 99 yard scoop and score.
Hooker will be sacked 5+ times.
UF will score a safety.
UT will fail to convert a 4th and short.
UT will miss an easy FG.
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This sounds like an official forensic audit by Earnest & Young, of UT v UF for the past 30 years. 😵‍💫
 
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