How Raptureable (sp?) are you?

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

At the bar lamenting my lack of being Raptured. Wondering out loud why not Pooch? Friend pointed out I'm not very Raptureable. I had to agree.

What are your thoughts on your own Raptureability?

 

[YankeeVol]

I'm not going anywhere anytime soon

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Definitely not on Jesus' top ten list to take.

 

[Volst53]

I'm not overweight so that helps my chances of floating off.

 

[rebelvol]

First round pick..... I hope. I try but some things are iffy. Lol
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[jhen713]

nobody is perfect....
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[volger]

Im still here. I guess Im a heathen too.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Way underrated thread, imo.
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[Fyodor Dostoevsky]

The Rapture and all things religious are the construct of the weak and, more specifically, the desire of Man to be immortal.

 

[hmanvolfan]

The Rapture and all things religious are the construct of the weak and, more specifically, the desire of Man to be immortal.

Says the man that states he's in heaven.

 

[Fyodor Dostoevsky]

Says the man that states he's in heaven.

Irony. It's not a soap.

 

[IPorange]

Hey, get your own troll material. Ya bastard.

 

[Fyodor Dostoevsky]

Hey, get your own troll material. Ya bastard.

Just trying to put the Cow in his place.

 

[Indianavol4eva]

shut up pooch.

 

[UTvol1fn]

I'll definitely descend before I come close to ascending. 1fn be hell bound no doubt.

 

[BigOrange15]

The Rapture and all things religious are the construct of the weak and, more specifically, the desire of Man to be immortal.

Weak attempt.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Weak attempt.

What a tool, right?

 

[BigOrange15]

What a tool, right?

Clearly he's not Raptureable.

 

[utvolpj]

What a tool, right?

yep, he should have a self-imposed suspension

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

yep, he should have a self-imposed suspension

Completely. Can't stand the jerk.

 

[hmanvolfan]

I know. Is he talking about your cow?

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

I know. Is he talking about your cow?

He's my alter ego I used when I was banned for two months.