how can i become a zonetard ?

[possumslayer]

Do I become an apprentice first ?
Is there an oath I have to take?
Is there initiation ?
Spankings?
Nudity?
Self mutilation ?
Masturbation to Oprah?
Any zonetards want to sponsor me?
All help is appreciated...

 

[possumslayer]

Is a zonetard similar to a pubturd?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

U just did, congrats
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[possumslayer]

Do I get a badge ? A certificate ? anything?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Do I get a badge ? A certificate ? anything?

Nope, complaining on an internet web board gets u a life time membership
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[possumslayer]

I'm not complaining, I just want what I deserve! Now give me my FING badge.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

I'm not complaining, I just want what I deserve! Now give me my FING badge.

Great an entitlement complaining nancy
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[possumslayer]

Great an entitlement complaining nancy
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I pay taxes just like GE does! Lol

 

[possumslayer]

I also prefer Alice instead of Nancy, more sassy!

 

[OrangeEmpire]

I also prefer Alice instead of Nancy, more sassy!

U prefer the blue maid out fit?
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[95 Vol Alum]

Send me money until I say you are in.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I believe becoming a zonetard is a combination of deleted posts, hating the football forum and making mods hate you.
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[Ca$h Money Vol]

I believe becoming a zonetard is a combination of deleted posts, hating the football forum and making mods hate you.
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What if you love to troll the football forum?
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[The Ron Mexico]

What if you love to troll the football forum?
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Perfect. I love trolling those window lickers.
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[possumslayer]

I'm hangover,oh well lay on couch and troll for gators in the football threads.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Your avvy gives you automatic zonetard membership.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

I reccomend drinking a lot.


Also make fun of itch.
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[dembewbs]

post picture of your wife

 

[VOLFREAK11]

14 never fails
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[PoochPunt3rdDown]

You have to pay a membership fee;

Lifetime - 1 payment of $499.95
3 year - 1 payment of $299.95
1 year - 1 payment of $149.95
monthly - $14.95

Let me know what package you want and I'll quickly post my email and delete, and then we can go over your payment arrangements!

 

[VOLFREAK11]

His email is imathief@hotmail.com
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[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Hey! That is a very competitive pricing structure.

 

[Hobock]

Hey! That is a very competitive pricing structure.

You should always include the option of a physical challenge. Example: if p-slay can last 5 minutes with Taz in a swimming pool full of jello, he's in.
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[PoochPunt3rdDown]

You should always include the option of a physical challenge. Example: if p-slay can last 5 minutes with Taz in a swimming pool full of jello, he's in.
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If not, he has to pay AND slay her pussum....

 

[possumslayer]

Pooch that's kinda high,how bout a six Pac of nattys.