Horny Rhino??

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LONDON (Reuters) - A rampant rhinoceros gave a group of visitors a glimpse of nature in the raw at a safari park when he tried to have sex with their car.


Sharka, a two-ton white rhino, got amorous with Dave Alsop's car when he stopped with three friends to take pictures of the animal mating with his partner Trixie at the West Midland Safari Park.


The 12-year-old rhino tried to mount the Renault Laguna from the side, denting the doors and ripping off the wing mirrors before Dave drove away with a puffing Sharka in pursuit.


"He was a big boy and obviously aroused," Alsop told the Sun on Thursday. "He sidled up against us. The next thing I know he's banging away at the car and it's rocking like hell."


A spokeswoman for the park, which says "rhinos are not particularly intelligent animals" on its website, said Sharka was a hit with the female rhinos and had fathered two calves in the last five years.


"He's got a bit of a reputation this lad and he was obviously at it again," she added.
 
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While she was more than happy about the sudden change in the game preserve's finances, Mira still had trouble dealing with the new crop of visitors. Spoiled American yuppies wrapped in Doc Martens, bug cream, and an overwhelming sense of entitlement were hard enough to tolerate.

But, ever since Sharka's thing for the Park's Renault Laguna's had come out, they'd been attracting a whole different kind of clientelle.





 

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