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[DD4ME]

There are 50 hookers
20% have haids only
10% have gonorrhea only
4% have gonorrhea and haids
50% only do handy j's
Of the ones that only do handy j's 10% have one of the listed afflictions

How many hookers are there to chose from if you want a trip around the world, but would prefer to avoid STD's?

 

[DD4ME]

Johnny has 10 one armed hookers to take across a lake. He has a boat that holds 3 people but the boat requires a rower on each side.

60% of the hookers have a right arm.
How many trips will he have to take across the lake?

 

[bubbacurry1]

doublepost^^^^^^^

 

[DD4ME]

A service pro needs $1025. Her service fees are as follows.

$15 hj
$30 Coleman
$50 str8t
$75 starfish
$100 otw

Her pimp has instructions to preform each task once before repeating. In which order should she start to perform the smallest number of services.

 

[DD4ME]

Trying to give you guys edumakation in a manner you can understand

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Pretty sure Joey can answer anything you need to know.

 

[rockytop114]

There are 50 hookers
20% have haids only
10% have gonorrhea only
4% have gonorrhea and haids
50% only do handy j's
Of the ones that only do handy j's 10% have one of the listed afflictions

How many hookers are there to chose from if you want a trip around the world, but would prefer to avoid STD's?

twenty

 

[Weezer]

There are 50 hookers
20% have haids only
10% have gonorrhea only
4% have gonorrhea and haids
50% only do handy j's
Of the ones that only do handy j's 10% have one of the listed afflictions

How many hookers are there to chose from if you want a trip around the world, but would prefer to avoid STD's?

Do 2 midget hookers equal one full grown hooker or do they count the same?

 

[DD4ME]

There are 50 hookers
20% have haids only
10% have gonorrhea only
4% have gonorrhea and haids
50% only do handy j's
Of the ones that only do handy j's 10% have one of the listed afflictions

How many hookers are there to chose from if you want a trip around the world, but would prefer to avoid STD's?

Answer: lucky 13

 

[DD4ME]

Johnny has 10 one armed hookers to take across a lake. He has a boat that holds 3 people but the boat requires a rower on each side.

60% of the hookers have a right arm.
How many trips will he have to take across the lake?

Answer: 10 he can only manage one passenger per trip but he has both arms so he'll just have to row whatever side he's short HANDED

 

[DD4ME]

A service pro needs $1025. Her service fees are as follows.

$15 hj
$30 Coleman
$50 str8t
$75 starfish
$100 otw

Her pimp has instructions to preform each task once before repeating. In which order should she start to perform the smallest number of services.

Answer: Bottoms up; assuming you didn't jumble the order. She'll have a $10 spot to spare.

 

[DD4ME]

I need you guys to study up. How are you gonna make it out on the streets?

 

[DD4ME]

A Tijuana "entertainment center" puts on a rousing show morning to night, they currently have the following performers:
3 donkeys
7 supporting actresses

Each donkey takes 15 minutes to deliver their lines and requires a 45 minute rest period between performances and 5 hours rest a day.

Each actresses requires 3 hours rest between performances and no sleep thanks to meth.

The entertainment center is seeking to maximize show times so only one donkey and one actress performs at a time.

How many shows a day can they presently complete?

What personell changes if any do they need to make to maximize box offices assuming they continue to offer only one show at a time?

 

[DD4ME]

Dissapoint in the zones math skills.

 

[Weezer]

Answer: 10 he can only manage one passenger per trip but he has both arms so he'll just have to row whatever side he's short HANDED

If he's a real man, he can do it in five. No need for the women to row, he can do it himself, freeing them to do other things, ifuknowwhatimean.

 

[Weezer]

Answer: Bottoms up; assuming you didn't jumble the order. She'll have a $10 spot to spare.

I actually knew that one, but math in the zone seems wrong.

 

[DD4ME]

So dissapoint in this one. I know some of you foose had like calc 4 too.