Help Tri find a job

[DD4ME]

He needs our help. Work where profuse sweating is allowed would prolly be recommended.

sparty dun't preciate you postin my family beeness. get a few drop sweat in sumbudys fries and stupid people got all pissed. i didn't need that job anyways. im gonna watch matlock now. peace loosers

 

[DD4ME]

Tri can you play anything besides the crack pipe?

 

[DD4ME]

Do you have any experience in marketing?

 

[DD4ME]

Can you sing or lip sync?

 

[DD4ME]

Do you have access to large supplies of wax?

 

[Spartacavolus]

I have heard its a terrible idea to sweat meth and beer out anywhere near the fries.
Or maybe that's why they are addictive.

 

[DD4ME]

I have heard its a terrible idea to sweat meth and beer out anywhere near the fries.
Or maybe that's why they are addictive.

Sparty,
I know you're ashamed of your cousin but we are trying to move forward. He could use your support.

 

[Spartacavolus]

Sparty,
I know you're ashamed of your cousin but we are trying to move forward. He could use your support.

I was simply making a statement. Tri might not know such details.

 

[tri_vol]

Sparty,
I know you're ashamed of your cousin but we are trying to move forward. He could use your support.

Thanks for the help DD. Sparty alway thank he better. he shamed of us. hurts thinkin bout he rescued that little dog but wint rescue his own flash n blud. Gotsta stop. Im tearin up.

 

[tri_vol]

Can you sing or lip sync?

Freebird. all day baby

 

[GatorBill]

Just interviewed in Knoxville yesterday. When I get that job you can have my job here in Rednecksville. New AC here in the dungeon office, so you wont sweat too much. But you have to look out for the mold and mushrooms growing out of the baseboards. And the killer cockroaches. And the lack of good pay.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I'll check the classifieds. Unless u wanna be a poolboy

 

[tri_vol]

Just interviewed in Knoxville yesterday. When I get that job you can have my job here in Rednecksville. New AC here in the dungeon office, so you wont sweat too much. But you have to look out for the mold and mushrooms growing out of the baseboards. And the killer cockroaches. And the lack of good pay.

I like shrooms. they expand me mind help see new places and deep thoughts. likes if my big toe could talk what would it say

 

[tri_vol]

I'll check the classifieds. Unless u wanna be a poolboy

Can i be your poolboy?

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Well my dad won't pay u just for that, but can u do yard work too?

 

[tri_vol]

Well my dad won't pay u just for that, but can u do yard work too?

Maybe. 2 questions. can i see the pool from the yard and do you lay nekkid at the pool?

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Yes and no.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

You ever been blindfolded and told to pick up a dollar?

 

[tri_vol]

Yes and no.

how bout topless

 

[tri_vol]

You ever been blindfolded and told to pick up a dollar?

You fell for that trick

 

[wildnkrazykat]

how bout topless

Depends

 

[tri_vol]

Depends

Is your lawn well manicured?

 

[GatorBill]

Depends

opcorn:

 

[DD4ME]

Can you motivate fat people by sweating on them and smiling a lot.

 

[DD4ME]

Do you have a big peen and stache?