Hello zoners

[Butt Hurt Hobo]

I am Butt Hurt Hobo. Let's go around the room and introduce yourselves so I can get to know you all better....

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I'm Tex............g.t.f.o!

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Im freaks alter, Im kinda important

 

[Butt Hurt Hobo]

I'm Tex............g.t.f.o!

What part of Texas are you from?

 

[Behr]

Save yourself some time, ask Sarge about us all.

 

[Spartacavolus]

Welcome. My wife left me, but Tb basketball won't, so I say go big Orange.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Welcome. My wife left me, but Tb basketball won't, so I say go big Orange.

For the waiter?

 

[NEVolFan]

Don't mind me....but gotta watch TRM.

 

[Behr]

I'm a freak and, Im gay

We all love you tho.

 

[Butt Hurt Hobo]

Who's this sarge guy everybody keeps talking about

 

[Spartacavolus]

For the waiter?

Waitress

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Waitress

Kink-A!!

 

[BearCat204]

Save yourself some time, ask Sarge about us all.

boomalicious

 

[Orangeslice13]

Waitress

Awesome. You pack your stuff and go with her?

 

[Butt Hurt Hobo]

Waitress

Ouch

 

[Spartacavolus]

Awesome. You pack your stuff and go with her?

Going to Vegas with the waiter. I like to change it up.

 

[Butt Hurt Hobo]

Going to Vegas with the waiter. I like to change it up.

Well when life hands you lemons....

 

[BearCat204]

Well when life hands you lemons....

...throw those lemons away and down a bottle of jack?

 

[Spartacavolus]

Well when life hands you lemons....

Suckem

 

[Butt Hurt Hobo]

...throw those lemons away and down a bottle of jack?

**** the lemons and bail

 

[Orangeslice13]

...throw those lemons away and down a bottle of jack?

Find someone who life gave vodka and throw a party....

 

[Behr]

Ron

 

[rockyvols]

Im rocky. I gotta big cocky

 

[Butt Hurt Hobo]

Im rocky. I gotta big cocky

I see what you did there

 

[NewToVolCountry]

My name's Newt and everyone hates me. For a reason. I like redheads and big butts. I am sensitive. I am afraid of no one. And I run over every hobo I see.