heart of a Vol

[Orangeslice13]

I would like to join this fraternal of the zone. Every other forum sucks. Wtf.

And here we go.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Are you a chick or a dude?

 

[mcompton]

lol

 

[DD4ME]

Can we have the key to your locket 1st.

 

[HOAV]

Are you a chick or a dude?

Dude.

 

[Jax_Vol]

dang, that rockyvol and rockyvol114 already keep me all messed up. now we gonna have a heartvol and a heart in a vol?


Welcome HIV!



Uh, favorite hobby?

 

[DD4ME]

Dude.

Bummer

 

[Orangeslice13]

Dude.

Do you have a chick you can show us?

 

[HOAV]

Can we have the key to your locket 1st.

It has a picture of me in it

 

[DD4ME]

It has a picture of me in it

Solid

 

[DD4ME]

Do you have an arrest record? In which case proceed to processing.

 

[Jax_Vol]

Dude.

Ewwhh, I'm out

 

[Thrasher865]

Dude.

We've met our dude quota, atm. We'll add you to the list, or you can come back after the operation.

 

[Jax_Vol]

Do you have a chick you can show us?

Yeah, that might work...gf or wife or bff photo please?

 

[DD4ME]

It's customary for applicants to throw a party and provide hookers and blow

 

[HOAV]

Bummer

That's what my parents said

 

[HOAV]

Yeah, that might work...gf or wife or bff photo please?

If you're into slump busters

 

[VolGirlinGA]

It's customary for applicants to throw a party and provide hookers and blow

these guys will want nudez too.
but not of you.
they will harass you until they get them.

 

[Jax_Vol]

these guys will want nudez too.
but not of you.
they will harass you until they get them.

never crossed my mind until you go and bring it up

 

[HOAV]

these guys will want nudez too.
but not of you.
they will harass you until they get them.

Speaking of which....

 

[Orangeslice13]

these guys will want nudez too.
but not of you.
they will harass you until they get them.

Wait, who'd you give nudz to?

 

[VolGirlinGA]

never crossed my mind until you go and bring it up

bull****

 

[HOAV]

Welp this was a dud

 

[DD4ME]

That's what my parents said

self deprecating too.. He's likely a retread but I like him.

I say we let him in to remind the ladies and alter ladies it's a man's world and there is a huge double standard.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Welp this was a dud

Just wait. Everyone still hung over.




Be careful what you ask for.