[insert a snotty chuckle here]
Sorry, but I get so few chances to brag on anything good about being a self-employed 48 year old grad-student besides getting to scope coeds who think I'm too old to be horny and don't realize I'm not grinning because I'm naturally jolly.
Of course, getting to watch the games could be just another cruelty joke, but I've watched all season, and my balls ain't retracted yet....