I love that it was someone like Harvey Updyke who poisoned the trees because he really is the epitome of their fanbase. Wasn't even from the state of Alabama, much less went to school there. Said he was living in Texas at the time Bear Bryant died and "didn't understand" the Alabama-Auburn rivalry, the cited a non-existent story about Auburn rolling Toomer's Corner after Bear Bryant died as "justification" for poisoning the trees.
How many leaks and deuces will be taken on that grave? The cemetery much like if Jane Fonda decides to be buried would be better off installing a fully operational toilet right next to the headstone for a couple of generations at least.