Guys, I hate to have to report this but..

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SpeedyVOL

SpeedyVOL

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Texas has called me and asked me to be switch my allegiance from Tennessee to Texas. They offered me free beer before every game and promised to NEVER run out of hot dogs. :ermm:
 
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AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO US!?!?!?! DAMMIT!! :banghead2: :censored: THIS MAKES ME WANT TO GO BURN A FREAKING MATTRESS!!! I hope, for this, that Texas loses the rest of their games in all sports for the rest of eternity. :finger3: SpeedyVol--we do not know you anymore now that you have defected. (Not that any of us REALLY knew you anyway, but figuratively... :)


(P.S. Freak, can we get an emoticon for burning a mattress? :))
 
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24 posts in a year shows you never "wanted it". Have fun cheering for fake ut
 
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Just wait till Eric Berry meets you over the middle...
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SpeedyVOL said:
Called Mack back and told him to "SHOVE IT". I'm ALL VOL!!!
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No way! if you or any other coach or any player ever considers playing for someone other than the VOLS, we don't want them.

We want true orange fans playing for us.
As far as I am concerned, you can just go ahead and leave. We don't ever want to see you back.

I hope you name your son Austin!

:loco:
 
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SpeedyVOL said:
Texas has called me and asked me to be switch my allegiance from Tennessee to Texas. They offered me free beer before every game and promised to NEVER run out of hot dogs. :ermm:
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Sorry to say this but they low balled you bro. No nacho fountain, no free gear? Who structured your deal, Mike Hamilton?
 
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Per reports Neyland Stadium was just offered a great package from Mack Brown to go to Texas. Way more than TN could pay, can't really blame the stadium for the move. Done deal, Hamilton is already on a plane searching for a replacement.
 
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I see no pictures of speedyvol sitting next to a river with his knee brace on...he doesn't want it
 
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Neyland Law Vol said:
Per reports Neyland Stadium was just offered a great package from Mack Brown to go to Texas. Way more than TN could pay, can't really blame the stadium for the move. Done deal, Hamilton is already on a plane searching for a replacement.
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I heard Hamilton was going after The Big House for the replacement, but that the Big House was wanting too much.

My sources say that it will probably be an up and coming stadium, that The Big House referred Hamilton too.
 
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Lets talk logical candidates to replace speedyvol:

Phase 1. Candidate should know how to troll (this should save us from future threads like this one wasting valuable thread space)

Phase 2. ?

Phase 3. Profit!
 
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SpeedyVOL said:
Texas has called me and asked me to be switch my allegiance from Tennessee to Texas. They offered me free beer before every game and promised to NEVER run out of hot dogs. :ermm:
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I understand, JoPa keeps calling and texting me to come over to cheer the Nittany Lions, but the only thing he can promise is I can sit in the snow during the games and they'll never, ever wear black uniforms. I keep telling him I can't even watch one of their games as long as Galen Hall is still on the staff.:yes:
 
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