Ground By The Pound

[WoodsmanVol]

Word’s been Hurd is 227lbs. At one point, a sharp 235lbs was claimed.
What’s been proven, in practice at least, not on a court but field tested, is the Hurd thunders, gashes, and flashes.

Marlins are normally ocean-going, but one hanging out at the banks of the Tennessee river is said to be a 216lbs specimen now. Seen running up and down the riverbank, claiming authoritarian rule of the running lanes.

Perhaps it’s significant that we’re playing cattle first game of the season. Chili, hotdogs, and hamburgers being gameday staples, ground beef is a main ingredient. A Marlin running with a Hurd? A bovine and fish collaboration to wreck havoc on all other beasts they encounter? Stranger things have happened.

What can such a tandem be called? Smash and dash? Flash and splash? Hermes and Harm? Quick and Silver? Club and Spear? Perhaps it's more relevant they just be Ground by the Pound.

 

[bUTchLookin4Dimez]

It's 7 am. No one should wake up with this in their head.

 

[Give_All_Vol]

It's 7 am. No one should wake up with this in their head.

Lol I think he must dream it all up. I do enjoy it though

 

[Recoil]

That was like a scene straight out of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

 

[WoodsmanVol]

That was like a scene straight out of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

All I can say is that our Vols should be feared and loathed by our opponents for the damage we inflict on them. May the Orange Force be with us.

 

[bUTchLookin4Dimez]

All I can say is that our Vols should be feared and loathed by our opponents for the damage we inflict on them. May the Orange Force be with us.

You have one hell of an imagination. That's a compliment btw.

 

[WoodsmanVol]

You have one hell of an imagination. That's a compliment btw.

Thanks. I refer to it as being a victim of Vols fever.

 

[chazman]

surf and turf baby

 

[orangeluvr]

Wut in the haaail!

 

[JonWard]

surf and turf baby

#SurfnTurf

 

[GlockVol]

Thanks. I refer to it as being a victim of Vols fever.

You've got to remember to check out those mushrooms before consuming!

 

[Give_All_Vol]

surf and turf baby

That's the one lol! Perfect!

 

[gnm53108]

Not big into nicknames but I sure would love to call em Champions.

 

[tnwayback]

Must be a new day...no fussing in this thread....just fun, thanks

 

[WoodsmanVol]

#SurfnTurf

I likey. :good!:

 

[orangeluvr]

surf and turf baby

Washed down with the brew of choice !

 

[dxhman]

How about the " Hurding Lane"?

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Word’s been Hurd is 227lbs. At one point, a sharp 235lbs was claimed.
What’s been proven, in practice at least, not on a court but field tested, is the Hurd thunders, gashes, and flashes.

Marlins are normally ocean-going, but one hanging out at the banks of the Tennessee river is said to be a 216lbs specimen now. Seen running up and down the riverbank, claiming authoritarian rule of the running lanes.

Perhaps it’s significant that we’re playing cattle first game of the season. Chili, hotdogs, and hamburgers being gameday staples, ground beef is a main ingredient. A Marlin running with a Hurd? A bovine and fish collaboration to wreck havoc on all other beasts they encounter? Stranger things have happened.

What can such a tandem be called? Smash and dash? Flash and splash? Hermes and Harm? Quick and Silver? Club and Spear? Perhaps it's more relevant they just be Ground by the Pound.

 

[DocVOLiday]

It's 7 am. No one should wake up with this in their head.

Most likely never went to sleep... for days

 

[Chilmonty]

His Avatar answers many questions, as does his aluminum foil hat!! :blink:


.

 

[supersmo18]

 

[Nuctech777]

Throat punch

 

[brainvol]

Wait till Scott puts on orange this summer. His coach says he plans on starting.

 

[WoodsmanVol]

Most likely never went to sleep... for days

If you're truly orange blooded, it means you got a sun inside your veins and arteries that never sets. So who needs sleep?

A sun that's ever rising, casting beams that never stop.
A mind that's ever dreaming, of the glory of Rockytop.
I can't help being what I am, even if I seem odd and *****.
I am and always will be an unapologetic proud Volunteer.

 

[WoodsmanVol]

Wait till Scott puts on orange this summer. His coach says he plans on starting.

He might have to get in line. From various people I'm getting the impression of whispers of efforts to keep something quiet. That Justin Pickett is a fleet footed secret weapon. Seen a few ultra brief mentions here and there. If true, would be nice having so many weapons we hardly know what to do with them. Imagine beef boy and fish man pounding the DLs for 2.5-3 quarters. Then sending in the speedsters to empty the tanks of those gassed men. And finally end the game by throwing passes to the giants and acrobats we have. Then the jumbotron flashing the message with with 1 minute left: "Want To Call It A Day?"