Grease Pirates

[rexvol]

Houston grease pirates plunder tanks of old cooking oil | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle

Launching lightning raids under cover of darkness, slippery siphon-and-run grease pirates are taking the sizzle out of Houston's lucrative used cooking oil business — a once ho-hum trade that gained cachet as the restaurant waste became a prime ingredient in environmentally friendly biodiesel.
Richard McClere, owner of a small independent Houston grease-collecting business, estimated up to a third of the used oil he buys from restaurants is stolen before he can pick it up.
Shawn Griffin, Texas manager for the national Griffin Industries waste removal company, said record prices for grease have fueled record thefts — especially in Houston, the most grease pirate-plagued city in the state: "It's a huge problem, the worst I've ever seen."

 

[vader]

Grease Pirate sounds like a euphemism for something nasty...or maybe I am just dirty minded.

 

[Lexvol]

:lolabove:

"Grease is the way they are feeling"


If I remember the posts correctly, USAF's dad actually had a vehicle that ran on grease that he got from a chinese eatery in his hometown.

 

[VolFirebirds]

The Simpsons did this years ago....Homer and Bart snuck into the school to raid the traps, and were caught by groundskeeper Willie.

(Scottish Accent) "MY RETIREMENT GREASE!!!!!"

 

[volinbham]

Grease Pirate sounds like a euphemism for something nasty...or maybe I am just dirty minded.

Perhaps you'd prefer:

Dirty Sanchez
Turkish Snowcone
Sneaky Castro
Filthy Lopez
Boston Steamer
Chocolate Tonto
Portuguese Breakfast
Cambodian Creamsickle
Chili Rainbow

 

[Fine Vol]

Rex Is A Grease Pirate.

 

[vader]

The Simpsons did this years ago....Homer and Bart snuck into the school to raid the traps, and were caught by groundskeeper Willie.

(Scottish Accent) "MY RETIREMENT GREASE!!!!!"

:lol: That crossed my mind, too.

 

[Lexvol]

Perhaps you'd prefer:

Dirty Sanchez
Turkish Snowcone
Sneaky Castro
Filthy Lopez
Boston Steamer
Chocolate Tonto
Portuguese Breakfast
Cambodian Creamsickle
Chili Rainbow

No list is complete without the Donkey Punch!

 

[vader]

No list is complete without the Donkey Punch!

I am "shocked" by some of the omissions.

 

[rexvol]

Grease Pirate sounds like a euphemism for something nasty...or maybe I am just dirty minded.

I think you can take "maybe" out of that sentence

 

[volinbham]

I am "shocked" by some of the omissions.

:rofl:

ah yes - the shocker!

 

[emainvol]

Ahem... The Rear Admiral

 

[SWIL]

The.... Greasy Ninja

:ninja:

 

[volsforever27]

I think I'm too young to read some of these posts.