Gov. Bill (Dollar Bill) Clement & the SMU sanction

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Gov. Bill remained perfectly in character when SMU, his alma mater, landed on NCAA probation for football violations. Some programs get caught speeding. SMU was rocketing like an S-class BMW down the Munich-to-Frankfurt autobahn.

Along with the usual cash, cars and other considerations, SMU had been setting up trust funds for top recruits. They paid to relocate the entire family of one player from Pennsylvania, found a job for his unemployed father and set them all up in swanky digs.

When this ungrateful player became disillusioned and blew the whistle, the NCAA—which somehow had failed to connect the smoke belching from SMU's program with the insight that there might be a fire—came down like a big dog. Not long after receiving official sanctions, the school's board of governors sat down to discuss strategy.

"Boys," said Gov. Bill, "the way I see it, we made an obligation to these young men when we paid them to play football for us. And I don't want us to become known as scumbags who don't fulfill their obligations."

Not many people could have persuaded a governing board—even one as road-lizard crazy as SMU's—that continuing to cheat while on probation was morally the right thing to do. Of course, it was precisely this scofflaw act that left the bug-eyed enforcers from the NCAA with little choice but to slap SMU with the first football "death penalty" in history.

 
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It was this experience that showed Tennessee that to achieve, we would need to own the NCAA, whereby we could destroy our most dangerous enemies while escaping punishment for defrauding the system ourselves. This resulted in the downfall of the Alabama program while Spurrier dropped everything and fled to the NFL. :worship: Go Vols!! :worship:
 
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Another Governor Bill story:

Bill was raised as a millionaire white boy from Highland Park, which is Dallas' answer to Belle Meade, and he never looked back. One time, Bill decided to have his private jet take him to Louisiana because he was hungry for redfish. "Governor," a reporter asked, "what about all the ordinary folk who can't afford to hop a plane when they want redfish?"

"Then let them eat catfish," Bill replied. Bill could relate to Marie Antoinette in having to put up with petty considerations like citizens or rules meant to govern lesser people.
 
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look what happened to Marie... can you say extreme makeover!
 
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