good luck charms or rituals.

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what good luck charms or rituals do you guys have . Is there a certain shirt, hat or something else you think helps us win games?
 
#3
#3
I always cross my arms behind my head, even when it's uncomfortable...did it for Georgia game, Arkansas, and Kentucky....so im doin it tomorrow:dance:
 
#4
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I always cross my arms behind my head, even when it's uncomfortable...did it for Georgia game, Arkansas, and Kentucky....so im doin it tomorrow:dance:

Better start crossing now bud...its gonna get really uncomfortable for you guys tomorrow!!!!
Geaux Tigers!!! :)
 
#5
#5
For basketball games, a petro bought and devoured before 15:00 left in the first half always equals victory. I have had to woof it down before, but that is the secret. Undefeated in 5+ years.

I have yet to totally decode the timing secret to football, but I know it involves chicken sandwiches.
 
#7
#7
I have TN socks, underwear, t-shirts, sweatshirts, shorts, hats, and coffee cups, all of which I generally use in some combination before games.

Frankly though, I think, given that I'm the center of the universe and therefore my superstitions are all important, that the real clincher is the fact that I'm not just a left-handed red-head, but one of those red-heads that are actually more orange than red. Complete with freckles.

Therefore, I can't help but think that, underwear and coffee cups notwithstanding, what really does it for the Vols is how I get up on game-days, scratch my orange head, scratch my orange balls, and then scratch my Big Orange ass.

In fact, in the interests of science I have begun keeping a journal, and, disbelievers be damned, it has provided absolute proof: The night before the Florida game I used talcum, and did not scratch my balls at all the following morning. The morning of the Kentucky game, I had drunk heavily the night before and only had time to complete the 1st half of my ball scratching ritual before rushing directly to the toilet.

Coincedence?

I don't think so.
 
#8
#8
Better start crossing now bud...its gonna get really uncomfortable for you guys tomorrow!!!!
Geaux Tigers!!! :)

Go back to the litter box!!......Think that's where you belong....but, thanks for stoppin' by and givin' us a laugh!!!

Here...kitty, kitty....dring some antifreez!!!!

Not really....here's to a "no injury game tomorrow"!!:rock:
 
#9
#9
i have a gator hater shirt that i have worn for only 8 games and those 8 games we are 8-0
 
#10
#10
I have TN socks, underwear, t-shirts, sweatshirts, shorts, hats, and coffee cups, all of which I generally use in some combination before games.

Frankly though, I think, given that I'm the center of the universe and therefore my superstitions are all important, that the real clincher is the fact that I'm not just a left-handed red-head, but one of those red-heads that are actually more orange than red. Complete with freckles.

Therefore, I can't help but think that, underwear and coffee cups notwithstanding, what really does it for the Vols is how I get up on game-days, scratch my orange head, scratch my orange balls, and then scratch my Big Orange ass.

In fact, in the interests of science I have begun keeping a journal, and, disbelievers be damned, it has provided absolute proof: The night before the Florida game I used talcum, and did not scratch my balls at all the following morning. The morning of the Kentucky game, I had drunk heavily the night before and only had time to complete the 1st half of my ball scratching ritual before rushing directly to the toilet.

Coincedence?

I don't think so.

:lolabove:
 
#12
#12
I have TN socks, underwear, t-shirts, sweatshirts, shorts, hats, and coffee cups, all of which I generally use in some combination before games.

Frankly though, I think, given that I'm the center of the universe and therefore my superstitions are all important, that the real clincher is the fact that I'm not just a left-handed red-head, but one of those red-heads that are actually more orange than red. Complete with freckles.

Therefore, I can't help but think that, underwear and coffee cups notwithstanding, what really does it for the Vols is how I get up on game-days, scratch my orange head, scratch my orange balls, and then scratch my Big Orange ass.

In fact, in the interests of science I have begun keeping a journal, and, disbelievers be damned, it has provided absolute proof: The night before the Florida game I used talcum, and did not scratch my balls at all the following morning. The morning of the Kentucky game, I had drunk heavily the night before and only had time to complete the 1st half of my ball scratching ritual before rushing directly to the toilet.

Coincedence?

I don't think so.
Post of the year....lmao:thumbsup:
 
#13
#13
Maby you should worry about having a coaching staff on the sideline....Bye Bo and Les:victory:

They will be there tomorrow and Bo will be aggressive...Tom O. doesn't want him coming in looking soft in his last game at LSU.
Tomorrow its about playing for pride and showing the next staff what you have...look out Vols you are walking into a trap!!!!
Geaux Tigers!!!!
:)
 
#14
#14
I have TN socks, underwear, t-shirts, sweatshirts, shorts, hats, and coffee cups, all of which I generally use in some combination before games.

Frankly though, I think, given that I'm the center of the universe and therefore my superstitions are all important, that the real clincher is the fact that I'm not just a left-handed red-head, but one of those red-heads that are actually more orange than red. Complete with freckles.

Therefore, I can't help but think that, underwear and coffee cups notwithstanding, what really does it for the Vols is how I get up on game-days, scratch my orange head, scratch my orange balls, and then scratch my Big Orange ass.

In fact, in the interests of science I have begun keeping a journal, and, disbelievers be damned, it has provided absolute proof: The night before the Florida game I used talcum, and did not scratch my balls at all the following morning. The morning of the Kentucky game, I had drunk heavily the night before and only had time to complete the 1st half of my ball scratching ritual before rushing directly to the toilet.

Coincedence?

I don't think so.

:good!: I Love IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
#15
#15
my baby girl has a really old Vols jumper, that got lost in the mountains of clothes until yesterday. the only game i put it on her for, was the UG game. im putting it on her today. and today is my birthday. hopefully that will add a little luck, also.
 
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#16
I have TN socks, underwear, t-shirts, sweatshirts, shorts, hats, and coffee cups, all of which I generally use in some combination before games.

Frankly though, I think, given that I'm the center of the universe and therefore my superstitions are all important, that the real clincher is the fact that I'm not just a left-handed red-head, but one of those red-heads that are actually more orange than red. Complete with freckles.

Therefore, I can't help but think that, underwear and coffee cups notwithstanding, what really does it for the Vols is how I get up on game-days, scratch my orange head, scratch my orange balls, and then scratch my Big Orange ass.

In fact, in the interests of science I have begun keeping a journal, and, disbelievers be damned, it has provided absolute proof: The night before the Florida game I used talcum, and did not scratch my balls at all the following morning. The morning of the Kentucky game, I had drunk heavily the night before and only had time to complete the 1st half of my ball scratching ritual before rushing directly to the toilet.

Coincedence?

I don't think so.

Thats Great!! I have orange hair as well.:eek:k:
 
#17
#17
My only pre-game ritual today will be talking really, really fast! (I have to give a 4 hour seminar beginning at 10am central) Sometimes they carry over and last 5, which would be totally unacceptable today.
 
#18
#18
I have TN socks, underwear, t-shirts, sweatshirts, shorts, hats, and coffee cups, all of which I generally use in some combination before games.

Frankly though, I think, given that I'm the center of the universe and therefore my superstitions are all important, that the real clincher is the fact that I'm not just a left-handed red-head, but one of those red-heads that are actually more orange than red. Complete with freckles.

Therefore, I can't help but think that, underwear and coffee cups notwithstanding, what really does it for the Vols is how I get up on game-days, scratch my orange head, scratch my orange balls, and then scratch my Big Orange ass.

In fact, in the interests of science I have begun keeping a journal, and, disbelievers be damned, it has provided absolute proof: The night before the Florida game I used talcum, and did not scratch my balls at all the following morning. The morning of the Kentucky game, I had drunk heavily the night before and only had time to complete the 1st half of my ball scratching ritual before rushing directly to the toilet.

Coincedence?

I don't think so.

:lolabove::eek:lol: That is great post to start what is going to be a great day for the Big Orange.
Thank You
GO VOLS!!!
 
#19
#19
I have a giant UT cup. Holds almost a gallon on water. I'll fill it up with water and ice and stick it in the freezer 2 hours before kickoff. This way the water is not completely frozen, but has a thin layer of ice around it. I break the ice when the game comes on TV (or the radio), and take the first drink at kickoff. I take a small drink after every play thereafter, until the game is out of hand or the game is over.
 
#20
#20
I wear the same gameday uniform for every game. The same Cargo shorts, #27 Foster jersey, the same UT hat(starting to fade, it may be time for a new after this year) and the same gray shirt every Saturday.

It's also meant to be--I've never seen us lose a SECCG in person. And, yes, I'm going to be there today:rock:
 
#21
#21
I have TN socks, underwear, t-shirts, sweatshirts, shorts, hats, and coffee cups, all of which I generally use in some combination before games.

Frankly though, I think, given that I'm the center of the universe and therefore my superstitions are all important, that the real clincher is the fact that I'm not just a left-handed red-head, but one of those red-heads that are actually more orange than red. Complete with freckles.

Therefore, I can't help but think that, underwear and coffee cups notwithstanding, what really does it for the Vols is how I get up on game-days, scratch my orange head, scratch my orange balls, and then scratch my Big Orange ass.

In fact, in the interests of science I have begun keeping a journal, and, disbelievers be damned, it has provided absolute proof: The night before the Florida game I used talcum, and did not scratch my balls at all the following morning. The morning of the Kentucky game, I had drunk heavily the night before and only had time to complete the 1st half of my ball scratching ritual before rushing directly to the toilet.

Coincedence?

I don't think so.

:rofl:
 
#23
#23
If I'm not at a game as today, I cook up a potfull of my killer chille, which I'm just getting ready to start. It helps occupy my mind until game time. It is as good as I have ever eaten anywhere, if you'll pardon my boasting.
 
#24
#24
I wear the same 'franchise' hat. says Rocky Top on the front with a Power T on the back. I turn it around backwards when we are on O and wear it straight on D. lol
 
#25
#25
I use to have some rituals but have given them up cause it was driving me crazy.The only one I do now is not wear any Tennessee shirt while watching the game.I have ripped many shirts getting pissed off.

I never touch anything in a store of an opponent we are playing.
 
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