Gonzo Needs Bet Ideas

[Unknown Muppet]

For those that do not frequent the MLB thread, I had a bet going with my Reds fan buddy. Based on whoever won the series, the other had to carry around a bag or briefcase (locked) filled with up to 5lbs of whatever the other chose. At the end of the week, the bag has to be opened at a meeting.

He lost. Now I need ideas of what to put in the bag.

The only two caveats were it can't be illegal and it can't cause a sexual harrassment meeting with our GM.

 

[Thrasher865]

Fill the whole thing up with nothing but condoms and bananas.

 

[VolFan32]

Something ghey. Where is Billy when you need him?

 

[Unknown Muppet]

A can of Cheez Whiz could also add a little confusion. This has some merit...

 

[MY3*VOLS]

A stink bomb and a blow up doll.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I'm trying to avoid smell. I just want psychological damage, not olfactory as I will have to smell it when he opens up the bag.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Strap on dong and a industrial size tube of KY.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Strap on dong and a industrial size tube of KY.

Yeah and look mad when you buy these items. Or borrow them from TFG or BJ20.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Strap on dong and a industrial size tube of KY.

This was my initial thought, but as neither of us wanted a trip to our GM's office, we decided to make sure to put nothing in there that could be construed as sexual harassment when opened in front of womenfolk (one of which would be quite objectionable to this).

 

[Hobock]

Speaking for the majority of Zonetards, you lost me at "If you follow the Zone MLB Thread".

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Speaking for the majority of Zonetards, you lost me at "If you follow the Zone MLB Thread".

"For those that do not frequent the MLB thread"

-Gonzo

 

[rmsmith]

bricks, milk, raw chicken, all in a braves backpack

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Feces

/thread

 

[vollygirl]

Five pounds of polyester fiberfill.

 

[OtterFH]

Dead cat. F cats

 

[rockytop114]

mountain oysters and mayo

 

[UTGnome]

Several jars of mayo and rubber gloves

 

[DD4ME]

Stacked to the brim with ex-lax, hemroid cream, and a spare depends.

 

[UTGnome]

Bump for the update.

 

[DD4ME]

Do tell

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Soon. I am holding off til Wednesday to get a full week of him holding the bag.

 

[theFallGuy]

Several jars of mayo and rubber gloves

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