Just back from the ballpark, with a few observations:
1. Sat four rows behind Barry's wife. His ex-mistress is much hotter.
2. I've been fortunate enough to see most every great slugger of the last 30 years take BP. I've never seen anything like the show Bonds put on tonight. He hit a ball into the seats over the 434 sign in left center, which I can't remember seeing a righthanded hitter do in ten years of attending games at Doplhins Stadium.
3. It was the "U" Night at the ballpark. As I expected, most of the folks wearing orange and green gave Barry a standing ovation.