Going out to the club in Texas

[vader]

Got this in an email and thought it was funny enough to share.

Daughter: My friends and I want to go out tonight.

Mother : Where are ya'll going ?

Daughter: To the cowboy bar on the edge of town.

Mother : I don't think you should. There's been a lot of trouble at that place. I heard there was a fight there last weekend, and several people got hurt.

Daughter : But mom!! Please!! It'll be okay.

Mother: No!! Your life is more important than going out!

Daughter : But 'Tina' is going with us...

Mother: Oh Well! In that case, it should be okay.. Ya'll have fun!
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[OrangeEmpire]

Red box.........

 

[vader]

Thanks for the heads up. I fixed it.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Wow!

That is a large WOman!

 

[onevolfan]

Is that picture real??

 

[Vol Mania 21]

:lolabove:lol: thats just cold. just think if u were that girl but dang it was funny. i feel bad for "Tina"

 

[hmanvolfan]

Tina don't take no crap and loves munchkins...

 

[crazyguy]

I thought it was great...but the wife did not approve

 

[KCVolLaw]

haha holy crap

 

[volfanbill]

I wouldn't mind going out to the club with the girl on the opposite of "tina".

 

[KCVolLaw]

I wouldn't mind going out to the club with the girl on the opposite of "tina".

good call

 

[I40VOL]

i don't know if i know anyone around here w/ equal size to tina. thats one big woman

 

[KB5252]

Got this in an email and thought it was funny enough to share.

Daughter: My friends and I want to go out tonight.

Mother : Where are ya'll going ?

Daughter: To the cowboy bar on the edge of town.

Mother : I don't think you should. There's been a lot of trouble at that place. I heard there was a fight there last weekend, and several people got hurt.

Daughter : But mom!! Please!! It'll be okay.

Mother: No!! Your life is more important than going out!

Daughter : But 'Tina' is going with us...

Mother: Oh Well! In that case, it should be okay.. Ya'll have fun!
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I think we found us a Defensive Tackle for next year! Have we offered?

 

[vol_in_ar]

I think we found us a Defensive Tackle for next year! Have we offered?

she's in texas, so rexvol will get her signed

 

[TennesseeFan07]

wow

 

[Volnissniss]

Which one is Tina?

 

[volinbham]

That's one huge b.... (--from Deuce Bigelow)

 

[dan4vols]

I would recommend making plans NOT to be the last cowboy there at last call!

 

[bigtime]

lol

 

[pokey31]

Holy Big Girl!

 

[Jaytrain5]

This thread should be combined with the bigfoot thread in the pub. Indisputable evidence that bigfoot exists.