Funny things kids say

[KoachKrab127]

I got to visit my sister recently, and her 5 year-old daughter is hilarious. She has an amazing way of giving backhanded compliments. Here are the top 3:

1) To my mom: "Sometimes, your granny-smell smells good."
2) To my dad: "Grandpa, you are so nice when you're not grouchy."
3) To me: "You look very handsome, even though you're going bald."

 

[orangebloodgmc]

At seafood restaurant, took my grandkids to the back deck to look for turtles and ducks, so the other adults could finish supper.
But 4yr grandson said, it's too dark now, and there us no one here to protect us.
I said, hey, I'm right here with you; and, I can fight anything.
Grandaughter, 5yr, said, Uh ... you can't even catch a ball.

 

[mr.checkerboards]

At seafood restaurant, took my grandkids to the back deck to look for turtles and ducks, so the other adults could finish supper.
But 4yr grandson said, it's too dark now, and there us no one here to protect us.
I said, hey, I'm right here with you; and, I can fight anything.
Grandaughter, 5yr, said, Uh ... you can't even catch a ball.

Tell em fighting and catching is different

 

[SDV]

My wife is a pre school teacher and you should hear the stories that I hear on a daily basis. Kids are so brutally honest and hilarious

 

[VolFaninFla]

Tell em fighting and catching is different

Unless you catch a beating while fighting

 

[mr.checkerboards]

Unless you catch a beating while fighting

If you catching hands with your face, then you're doing it wrong.