Well, if you were a suspect in a murder and a detective asks where were you Saturday at 10:30 you could say I was getting a donut on the other side of town and whip out your receipt.
"I'll tell you why -- because, in the unlikely event that we're both on the Titanic and it starts to sink, for some reason, you get to leave with the kids and I have to stay -- that's why I get the dollar more an hour."
-Bill Burr
Seent him and HBO for the first time back in the mid 70's. He did the 7 words you cant say on TV. To a young teen during that era, no one could out do Carlin.
Watched Steve Martin & Martin Short's comedy concert on Netflix last night. Laughed our butts off. It's called "An Evening You Will Forget for the Rest of your Life." Also, I knew Steve Martin was a good banjo player... I never realized he was THAT good.
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