Funny Political Email

[rpvol]

I usually delete these, but I found this one kinda funny. I thought I would share. For the record, I don't know who I am voting for....


Mods, move this if it is in the wrong place.

Dear Abby:

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas , who has recently been diagnosed
as a carrier of HIV virus.

My parents live in Fort Worth . One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville
and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been
arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially
dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas .

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at
Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is
currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three
children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who
lives in Longview . She is a part time 'working girl'.

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance' and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally
open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who supports
Barack Obama for President?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation

 

[BigPapaVol]

I can't imagine that anyone in that entire joke, including the narrator, who would vote for anyone but Obama.