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gsvol

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International bizz buzz bing bang.

Drinking game.

Each player must count in a different language.

If you mess up or call foul when another player
didn't make a mistake, you chug a drink.

There is a time limit for each player to say
his number or word or combination of words,
usually about one second.

On fives or multiples of fives, you say "bizz"
instead of the number.

On sevens or multiples of seven you say "buzz"
instead of the number.

On double numbers you say "bing bang".

Anytime "bizz", "buzz" or "bing bang" is
used, the direction reverses.

Game played with players seated in a circle.

The game is started when a chosen player
says "one to my right" or "one to my left."

The game is restarted after anyone screws
up and has to chug, by the player who just
chugged.

OK, so the game starts, (remember each
player has chosen the language he will
be using throughout the game session)
and goes like this:

(<>) thingies used in the demonstration to
signify direction rather than greater, lesser.

1 to my right >
2
3
4
bizz<
6
buzz>
8
9
bizz<
bing bang>
12
13
buzz<
bizz>
16
buzz<
18
19
bizz>
buzz<
bing bang>
23
24
bizz<
26
buzz>
buzz<
29
bizz>
31
32
bing bang<
34
bizz buzz>
36
buzz<
38
39
bizz>
41
buzz<
43
bing bang>
bizz<
46
buzz>
48
buzz<
bizz>
bizz<
bizz>
bizz<
bizz>
bizz bing bang<
bizz buzz>
bizz buzz<
bizz>
bizz<
bizz>
61
62
buzz<
64
bizz>
bing bang<
buzz>
68
69 (if you want to increase difficulty of
game you can have a special term for
this and other wild card numbers)
buzz<
buzz>
buzz<
buzz>
buzz<
bizz buzz> (buzz bizz is not acceptable)
buzz<
buzz bing bang>
buzz<
buzz>
bizz<
81
82
83
buzz>
bizz<
86 (another good wild card number)
buzz>
bing bang<
89
bizz>
buzz<
92
93
94
bizz<
96
buzz>
buzz<
bing bang>
bizz<

By this time you should be in bizzness,
if not you will probably at the very least
be buzzed.
 
#2
#2
put down your keyboard and mouse, step away from the computer, and go to bed.
 
#6
#6
gsVol....you are the weirdest person i've ever met on VN...... You serioulsy must have no life lol
 
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#7
volmanic said:
gsVol....you are the weirdest person i've ever met on VN...... You serioulsy must have no life lol
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Have you ever stopped to think that some of the conclusions you have reached in your life are erroneous???

I take it you didn't want to hear the Caribbean sailing tale?

Adendum to a post to you in another thread.

GILLIGAN Good...Dig, plant, water, fertilize or Pick? Which would you rather do? MRS HOWELL Eat! Gilligan picks up the crate of seeds and walks out.a FLIP TO: EXT - CLEARING - DAY Mary Ann is examining the seed packets in the crate that Gilligan has brought. MARY ANN Beets...Squash...Lettuce... GILLIGAN My favorite is spinach. MARY ANN Huh, my favorite doesn't seem to be here. Well, spinach...cucumbers. Truffles? GILLIGAN Don't you know what a Truffle is? MARY ANN No. We never grew any in Kansas. GILLIGAN A Truffle is a subterranean tube that runs into a fungus. That runs into a fungus!? MARY ANN What?! GILLIGAN I wish the professor would learn to speak English. MARY ANN Radishes..Swiss Cha...CARROTS! GILLIGAN You like Carrots? MARY ANN Oh like them, I LOVE them! Oh Gilligan they're awfully good for you. Well the more you eat the better your eyesight! GILLIGAN Everybody knows that Carrots are good for your eyes! MARY ANN Why certainly! GILLIGAN After all, did you ever see a rabbit wearing glasses? Gilligan walks off camera.



DISSOLVE TO: EXT - GARDEN CLEARING - DAY Gilligan is pulling a plow with the skipper at the reins. Gilligan is wearing a harness and has a bone in his mouth, which is being used as a bit. SKIPPER Whoa Gilligan. WHOA GILLIGAN! Gilligan your suppose to turn a little to the left! GILLIGAN Skipper I've never been a horse before. SKIPPER Well how much do you need to know to be a horse? We'll go over it again. Now, when I pull a little, you turn a little. When I pull a lot, you turn a lot. When I pull on both of them you're suppose to stop! The skipper pulls too hard and Gilligan is pulled backwards right into the skipper. SKIPPER You got it!? GILLIGAN Got it. SKIPPER All right let's try it again. GILLIGAN Isn't it time for lunch? SKIPPER Gilligan, horses don't eat lunch. Now lets get going. Skipper makes a clicking noise to get the horse (Gilligan) moving. SKIPPER CHK CHK CHK CHK GILLIGAN Huh? SKIPPER What do you do when I say CHK CHK CHK CHK. GILLIGAN (Gilligan whinnies like a horse)


I like to throw in more rules like,
bang bang for 38
bizz bizz for 69
and bing bing for 86

then you can have buzz buzz as a wild card
to be used by any player at anytime he wishes
except that it can only be used once after each
"1 to my" and then if you have a player that
chooses bushman it's hard to tell if they are
cheating or not except if it gets to be their
turn and it's on bizz buzz etc and a call to
Mario Pei might be in order to determine
if they have words for any number higher
than twenty. (sort of like your average
Bear footed Bama fan)

No need for spell check police to respond,
1. I'm long gone, 2. If you think bear should
be bare then you didn't get it anyway.

Thanks for playing!!:clap:
 
#10
#10
"These are the cries of the carrots,
the cries of the carrots.
You see, reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day
and to them it is the holocaust."
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat
like the tears of one millions terrified brothers
and roared,
"Hear me now,
I have seen the light,
they have a consciousness,
they have a life,
they have a soul.
damn you!
let the rabbits wear glasses,
save our brothers...can I get an amen?
can I get a hallelujah? thank you, Jesus.
 
#11
#11
kev20 said:
"These are the cries of the carrots,
the cries of the carrots.
You see, reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day
and to them it is the holocaust."
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat
like the tears of one millions terrified brothers
and roared,
"Hear me now,
I have seen the light,
they have a consciousness,
they have a life,
they have a soul.
damn you!
let the rabbits wear glasses,
save our brothers...can I get an amen?
can I get a hallelujah? thank you, Jesus.
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+

maynard is the man...
 
#13
#13
kev20 said:
indeed
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and the

krebsbig.gif


G. stands for Walter.

Speaking of beatnicks,the last of
the real beatniks was a guy by the
name of Bill Frost.

He was a great poet, I have a copy
of his funniest poem on my desk
but it's buried under a lot of other
stuff, I'll remember to read it
for you guys one of these days.

Bill never had much love of money
and one of his sayings was on the
street, if someone started acting
thuggish he would say, "I'll just
talk to the head knocker about
that" and they would calm down.

When he referred to the 'headknocker'
he was talking about Jesus.

Anyway one day they were holding
a starving artist festival at Overton
Square, with the streets closed
and the artists displaying their wares
and along came Bill (not Jones) jonesing
for enough money to buy a quart of
beer.

Typically starving artists aren't your
first choice when bumming beer money
so finally a painter friend had a portrait
of (what he saw in his mind's eye) Jesus
and told Bill if he would sell that painting
for forty bucks he could keep fifteen.

So now Bill is walking around trying to
sell this and someone had him stop
while they took a photo and then
someone silk screened that onto
T-shirts and then everyone who was
anyone bought at least one and we
gave him all the money to pay his rent etc.

So flash ahead a few years when
sweetiepiehoney and I have settled
down way out in the sticks so as to
have a little time alone and you know
how that goes and you probably also
know how fast kids outgrow pajamas?

Well lil mom starts letting the kids use my
t-shirts as night gowns and one night
she ran out of clean t-shirts and found
my Bill Frost holding a portrait of Jesus
shirt and gave it to our little man.

Well he wasn't none too happy about that
and wanted to know what the pictures were
all about and super mom told him that was
pictures of Bill Frost and Jesus.

He held out the shirt and looked at it then
he looked at his mom then he looked back
at the shirt and he looked at me then he
looked back at the shirt and he looked at
his mom and he asked; "Which one is
Jesus?"
 
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#14
#14
Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that?
I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.

I was in Nashville, Tennesee last year.
After the show I went to a Waffle House.
I'm not proud of it, I was hungry.
And I'm alone, I'm eating and I'm reading a book, right?
Waitress walks over to me: "<smack smack smack smack> Hey, whatchoo readin' for?"
Isn't that the weirdest f'ing question you've ever heard? Not what am I readING, but what am I reading *for*?
Well, godammit, ya stumped me! Why do I read?
Well... hmmm... I dunno... I guess I read for a lot of reasons, and the main one is so I don't end up being a f'ing waffle waitress.

One of my big fears in life is that I'm gonna die and my parents are going to come to clean out my apartment and find that porno wing I've been adding on to for years.

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

It's always funny until someone gets hurt.
Then it's just hilarious.

The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones that come up to you and cough.
That's pretty f'ing cruel isn't it?
Do you go up to cripples and dance too?

And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth.
But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus... with a splinter in his paw.
And O the disciples did run a shriekin': What a big f'ing lizard, Lord!
But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend.

And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O so many years inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat f'ing families and their fat dollar bills.

And oh Scotland did praise the Lord. Thank you Lord, thank you Lord. Thank you Lord.
 
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#16
jessvols said:
Truer words have never been spoken.
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Beer for my horses, whiskey for my men,
I should have explained the rules better,
it's a fast game, no time to chug a beer,
it's tossing shots penalties, preferably
doubles, remember only one second
between a penalty and the player
must pay then say; "one to my...."
 
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#18
duckman398686 said:
:hmm:
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ROFL!

you think 'at's funny?

Here's how the sudden death rules go, (at least one guy and I always used to be the only ones not passed out, so here is what we always did,) adjourn to the bar and if anyone comes in and inquires about all the drunks on the floor, pretend ignorance, we just got there, you drop the "to my left/right" no point in it you know, brevity is of the essence.

One goes "One" (in whatever language,) then the other gives a short dissertation on Spinoza or what ever topic comes to mind then says "two" etc and the game goes on.

You can add 'to my L/R' if the bartender decides to join the game and if he passes out it's free drinks and you tear up the bar tabs of you and all your friends and if that topic is ever brought up in the future, again plead ignorance.


OH and in my group we had the unwritten rule that when you reached 99 you would always say 99 instead of buzz bing bang because it would drive one of the guys nuts and if 99 fell to him and he said buzz bing bang then the next guy would sing a hundred bottles of beer on the wall and we would join in and then when it was two bottles of beer on the wall and the next verse was one to my right/left. That would really really drive him nuts and so he finally just said 99 sometimes too.
 
#21
#21
The endzone lead gsvol to a life of Moslem hatin and tin foil hats.
Obvious gateway forum to madness.
 
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