maotai
Hater by Choice
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Being a recovering Fulmerite is hard work. After the Southern Miss game and last nights game the Fulmerite thoughts started creeping back into my head. Luckily I have made it. Reading some threads on this board and others I see that some have not. So I have developed the Fulmerite 12 Step program.
The Fulmerite 12 Step Program
1. We admitted that the game has passed CPF by and there needs to be a change.
2. Came to believe that only change can restore us to National Prominence.
3. Made a decision to never blame the Refs or a "couple of plays" for losses.
4. Made a searching and fearless inventory of stats that show the decline of the program.
5. Admitted to ourselves, opposing fans, and to another human being that the program has declined.
6. We are entirely ready to have Mike Hamilton remove all these defects in the program.
7. Humbly ask fellow fans for forgiveness, for our tireless defense of CPF.
8. We will scoff at every "hand clapping" and "work like heck".
9. We will know that what we see is what we get, there is nothing being hidden or held back for Florida.
10. Continued to take inventory of all coaching blunders and when there were coaching blunders promptly admitted it.
11. Beating a Sun Belt opponent does not and never will show improvement.
12. Having had a spiritual like awakening as the result of these steps. And to carry this message to every other Fulmerites and to practice these principles in all our fanaticism.
I hope this helps all Fulmerites and recovering Fulmerites as it has helped me.
The Fulmerite 12 Step Program
1. We admitted that the game has passed CPF by and there needs to be a change.
2. Came to believe that only change can restore us to National Prominence.
3. Made a decision to never blame the Refs or a "couple of plays" for losses.
4. Made a searching and fearless inventory of stats that show the decline of the program.
5. Admitted to ourselves, opposing fans, and to another human being that the program has declined.
6. We are entirely ready to have Mike Hamilton remove all these defects in the program.
7. Humbly ask fellow fans for forgiveness, for our tireless defense of CPF.
8. We will scoff at every "hand clapping" and "work like heck".
9. We will know that what we see is what we get, there is nothing being hidden or held back for Florida.
10. Continued to take inventory of all coaching blunders and when there were coaching blunders promptly admitted it.
11. Beating a Sun Belt opponent does not and never will show improvement.
12. Having had a spiritual like awakening as the result of these steps. And to carry this message to every other Fulmerites and to practice these principles in all our fanaticism.
I hope this helps all Fulmerites and recovering Fulmerites as it has helped me.
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