Fulmer Is GONE

[VOLZZ]

At 9:00am Sunday morning it was announced that while Phil went to retreive his morning paper, he was abducted by aliens from the planet bamoridia. And like the other STORIES, this to, came from a reliable source. My great grandma, ester gutheredge saw this happen while she was planting flowers outside her mobile home.

 

[Hotrodpinto]

This rumor is much more credible than the ones going around about Fulmer announcing his retirement or stepping down on Monday.

 

[g8terh8ter_eric]

At 9:00am Sunday morning it was announced that while Phil went to retreive his morning paper, he was abducted by aliens from the planet bamoridia. And like the other STORIES, this to, came from a reliable source. My great grandma, ester gutheredge saw this happen while she was planting flowers outside her moblie home.

The story had SOME credibility until I read that.

 

[herkyvol]

I believe it all except the part about planting flowers outside at the end of October.

 

[GAVol]

This is a lot more credible than the Jon Gruden rumors.

 

[wolfe]

I heard from my second cousin who heard it from a reliable liar that Fulmer was abducted by aliens from the planet Youranus. Apparently they needed another a$$hole.

 

[Liper]

I'm sticking with Bill Parcells as the new coach until I hear something different. I don't deal in speculation of this sort.

 

[undertakervol]

heard from my second cousin who heard it from a reliable liar that Fulmer was abducted by aliens from the planet Youranus. Apparently they needed another a$$hole.

Literally LMAO! No disrespect to Phil. But thats funny.

 

[Volgrad98]

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[Phail Foolmer]

This is a lot more credible than the Jon Gruden rumors.

Unfortunately.