25 indications you are unlikely to vote for Obama.
If you...
1. are not a news anchor
2. read the NYT for pretty much the same reason the NSA monitors radio transmissions.
3. automatically conclude that the person laughing in the car next to you must be listening to Rush.
4. dislocated your shoulder trying to explain Obama's position on Iraq to co-workers.
5. find autobiographies generally more interesting when the author has, you know, done something.
6. remember the Carter administration.
7. would give a month's pay to play Jack Bauer's partner on 24.
8. increasingly agree with Mark Steyn that "almost everything Obama says is, well, nuts."
9. think it's relevant, despite what the sophisticates say, that several of Obama's mentors and associates have displayed a dislike for America or disdain for Americans.
10. think it's relevant that several of McCain's mentors and associates are American heroes of historic magnitude.
11. think about 9/11 more than once a year.
12. have concluded that Larry the Cable Guy makes way more sense than Howard Dean.
13. feel a little safer during turbulence when your pilot is a calm "white haired dude.".
14. thought about Hillary's 3:00 AM phone call when you first heard about Russian tanks in Georgia.
15. wonder why Obama felt in necessary to give a speech on patriotism.
16. get sorta creeped out by 200,000 germans chanting "Obama! Obama!"
17. think the jury is still out on on Harvard Law School
18. suspect "merci beaucoup" is French for "empty suit"
19. doubt that teleprompters are really magical dispensers of good ideas.
20. know in your gut that defiantly withstanding 4 1/2 years of torture trumps all of Obama's qualifications and accomplishments combined regardless of what the pundits say.
21. repeatedly find yourself asking "Change to what?"
22. have ever used the term "pompous twit" in the same sentence with Marx, Marcuse or Sartre.
23. don't like being told what to do, especially by someone who hasn't done it.
24. really like ticking off the media, Hollywood, academics and PC busybodies everywhere.
25. weren't born yesterday.
Scoring
0- go ahead and write in Dennis Kucinich
1-3 Obama may be your guy after all
4-5 you think Hillary got a raw deal and won't vote Obama
6-24 McCain's your man
25 Write in Reagan
If you...
1. are not a news anchor
2. read the NYT for pretty much the same reason the NSA monitors radio transmissions.
3. automatically conclude that the person laughing in the car next to you must be listening to Rush.
4. dislocated your shoulder trying to explain Obama's position on Iraq to co-workers.
5. find autobiographies generally more interesting when the author has, you know, done something.
6. remember the Carter administration.
7. would give a month's pay to play Jack Bauer's partner on 24.
8. increasingly agree with Mark Steyn that "almost everything Obama says is, well, nuts."
9. think it's relevant, despite what the sophisticates say, that several of Obama's mentors and associates have displayed a dislike for America or disdain for Americans.
10. think it's relevant that several of McCain's mentors and associates are American heroes of historic magnitude.
11. think about 9/11 more than once a year.
12. have concluded that Larry the Cable Guy makes way more sense than Howard Dean.
13. feel a little safer during turbulence when your pilot is a calm "white haired dude.".
14. thought about Hillary's 3:00 AM phone call when you first heard about Russian tanks in Georgia.
15. wonder why Obama felt in necessary to give a speech on patriotism.
16. get sorta creeped out by 200,000 germans chanting "Obama! Obama!"
17. think the jury is still out on on Harvard Law School
18. suspect "merci beaucoup" is French for "empty suit"
19. doubt that teleprompters are really magical dispensers of good ideas.
20. know in your gut that defiantly withstanding 4 1/2 years of torture trumps all of Obama's qualifications and accomplishments combined regardless of what the pundits say.
21. repeatedly find yourself asking "Change to what?"
22. have ever used the term "pompous twit" in the same sentence with Marx, Marcuse or Sartre.
23. don't like being told what to do, especially by someone who hasn't done it.
24. really like ticking off the media, Hollywood, academics and PC busybodies everywhere.
25. weren't born yesterday.
Scoring
0- go ahead and write in Dennis Kucinich
1-3 Obama may be your guy after all
4-5 you think Hillary got a raw deal and won't vote Obama
6-24 McCain's your man
25 Write in Reagan
